sir les has got a big one
Aug 6th 2005, 2:13 pm
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Re: sir les has got a big one
Originally Posted by Sir Les Patterson
when the wife does have the baby i've told here it will be like trying to pass a watermelon through a mouse's ear seen as though see had a c-section first time 
..... yes and hopefully the midwife looking after will practice ancient chinese medicine where they hang the male from the rafters with a strategically placed rope, every time she has a contraction the lady pulls,
......the result t.......cles to your ankles........you'll need your big one then...lol
seriously good luck
Chris
ps I do like to make my dads share the sensation.... are you crossing your legs yet?????
Aug 6th 2005, 2:44 pm
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Re: sir les has got a big one
Originally Posted by Chris Mitchell
..... yes and hopefully the midwife looking after will practice ancient chinese medicine where they hang the male from the rafters with a strategically placed rope, every time she has a contraction the lady pulls,
......the result t.......cles to your ankles........you'll need your big one then...lol
seriously good luck
Chris
ps I do like to make my dads share the sensation.... are you crossing your legs yet?????
......the result t.......cles to your ankles........you'll need your big one then...lol
seriously good luck
Chris
ps I do like to make my dads share the sensation.... are you crossing your legs yet?????
Aug 6th 2005, 10:06 pm
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Re: sir les has got a big one
Originally Posted by Sir Les Patterson
i will be there with her again just as i was when she had c-section with blood squirting and dripping all over the floor .....when she asked "is it bad?" i replied "seen worse in the kitchen"
Scary stuff tho' when that happens, hopefully nice normal birth this time!!!
Chris
