Sexing up OZ a whole post dedicated to BS.
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Originally posted by dotty
Duh!!!! Does a post including the words "Sexing Up' 'Fun' 'BS'
indicate that it might be for a laugh.
Some immos need a big dose of humour fluid if they are going to come out here. If ya cant hack it why not gawp in the travel agents window guaranteed to only show nice pictures.
Immigration forum is a few clicks down, none of the Expat funnymen post on there do they??
Humour my way of coping with OZ and quite popular with other Expats by the response.
Stop acting like the Queen 'We are not amused'. This is OZ if you cant take the piss you wont survive.
Duh!!!! Does a post including the words "Sexing Up' 'Fun' 'BS'
indicate that it might be for a laugh.
Some immos need a big dose of humour fluid if they are going to come out here. If ya cant hack it why not gawp in the travel agents window guaranteed to only show nice pictures.
Immigration forum is a few clicks down, none of the Expat funnymen post on there do they??
Humour my way of coping with OZ and quite popular with other Expats by the response.
Stop acting like the Queen 'We are not amused'. This is OZ if you cant take the piss you wont survive.
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Well said dotty. These sorts of threads are a good way of seeing who will and who will not cope. Not a very encouraging picture.
I think the biggest laugh I got, though, was the punter who said something like "This thread is not very useful for prospective immigrants is it?"
What the hell can you do with them, poor little sods? My wife and I would take a couple of them in if they had their own gasmasks and if I could be sure they wouldn't walk into the road - it would be on my conscience.
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Originally posted by Wilf
Well said dotty. These sorts of threads are a good way of seeing who will and who will not cope. Not a very encouraging picture.
I think the biggest laugh I got, though, was the punter who said something like "This thread is not very useful for prospective immigrants is it?"
What the hell can you do with them, poor little sods? My wife and I would take a couple of them in if they had their own gasmasks and if I could be sure they wouldn't walk into the road - it would be on my conscience.
Well said dotty. These sorts of threads are a good way of seeing who will and who will not cope. Not a very encouraging picture.
I think the biggest laugh I got, though, was the punter who said something like "This thread is not very useful for prospective immigrants is it?"
What the hell can you do with them, poor little sods? My wife and I would take a couple of them in if they had their own gasmasks and if I could be sure they wouldn't walk into the road - it would be on my conscience.
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by brox
[I'm a happy expat living in W.A and all the rest of you wingeing B******S want to p*** off back to England or where ever you come from.
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Dotty - he's being nasty and made me cry - cut his nuts off!!!!
Diane
[I'm a happy expat living in W.A and all the rest of you wingeing B******S want to p*** off back to England or where ever you come from.
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Dotty - he's being nasty and made me cry - cut his nuts off!!!!
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Originally posted by janeyray
There is no crime in Oz
There is no crime in Oz
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Here we go I nicked this off you... I mean borrowed
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Aussies are friendly laid-back people so........
your workplace will be free of overly competitive backstabbing imbeciles.
your clients will also not expect you to meet ridiculous demands and be on call for them 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
you will definitely not have to work 60 - 70 hour weeks.
you will not have male clients staring at your chest instead of your face.
you will get generous pay rises on a regular basis.
you will not feel that you have become an inmate in the world's largest prison labour camp.
your workplace will be free of overly competitive backstabbing imbeciles.
your clients will also not expect you to meet ridiculous demands and be on call for them 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
you will definitely not have to work 60 - 70 hour weeks.
you will not have male clients staring at your chest instead of your face.
you will get generous pay rises on a regular basis.
you will not feel that you have become an inmate in the world's largest prison labour camp.
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The 10 most dangerous animals in the world are not in Australia!
Koalas, Spiders, snakes and jellyfish are all cute and cuddly.
White colonials did not commit genocide in Tasmania
All Australians are equal
Aborigines are welcome in all pubs
Young Australian men are incredibly caring and mature, and treat women as their equals
If you are not into sport or the outdoors there is plenty else to do
Australians are on a real high at the moment because of their recent sporting success.......
Koalas, Spiders, snakes and jellyfish are all cute and cuddly.
White colonials did not commit genocide in Tasmania
All Australians are equal
Aborigines are welcome in all pubs
Young Australian men are incredibly caring and mature, and treat women as their equals
If you are not into sport or the outdoors there is plenty else to do
Australians are on a real high at the moment because of their recent sporting success.......
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Originally posted by pleasancefamily
You can swim in the sea ( northern QLD).
You can swim in the sea ( northern QLD).
ouch...
Fair go. I can swim with one leg and a full body wetsuit.
ouch...
Fair go. I can swim with no legs and an almost full body wetsuit.
ouch...
Fair go. I can swim with a half body wetsuit.
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Originally posted by dotty
As fans of the forum decline faster than PB's now dusty keyboard, lets have a little fun.
With more spirit than Tony Blair with a cruise missile give it your best shot.
My personal faves.
Beachfront home sunny coast $3Million, woops I mean $100,000.
Oz is cooler than the UK in summer (sure dear).
Owning a Mc Mansion will make your life complete. (Facade number three please with the fake portico and yellow trim).
As fans of the forum decline faster than PB's now dusty keyboard, lets have a little fun.
With more spirit than Tony Blair with a cruise missile give it your best shot.
My personal faves.
Beachfront home sunny coast $3Million, woops I mean $100,000.
Oz is cooler than the UK in summer (sure dear).
Owning a Mc Mansion will make your life complete. (Facade number three please with the fake portico and yellow trim).
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Originally posted by Ceri
silly me!! what ever was I thinking... too much sun has gone to my head.
Here we go I nicked this off you... I mean borrowed
. took me two minutes flat to do this... may have dropped in quality though as made the pic larger.
You can steal it back now ... I mean borrow.
cheers
silly me!! what ever was I thinking... too much sun has gone to my head.
Here we go I nicked this off you... I mean borrowed
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