View Poll Results: Sex: How many times a week
None - more like once a month
24
24.74%
once per week
16
16.49%
twice a week
15
15.46%
Three times a week
17
17.53%
four times a week
10
10.31%
Five times a week
5
5.15%
six times a week
3
3.09%
Seven times a week
1
1.03%
More than seven times a week(you pig)
6
6.19%
Voters: 97. You may not vote on this poll
sex: how many times a week
Feb 1st 2004, 10:01 am
#16
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Re: sex: how many times a week
Originally posted by glhall
With or without the trimmings, just straightforward good ol intercourse. We've been married for 20 years and have 7 kids 6 which are still at home and we still manage it 3 times a week. I must admit its usually my husbands idea .
:scared:
Catherine.
With or without the trimmings, just straightforward good ol intercourse. We've been married for 20 years and have 7 kids 6 which are still at home and we still manage it 3 times a week. I must admit its usually my husbands idea .
:scared: Catherine.
Frankly it shouldn't be allowed - I am just two years married, no kids and we don't do it as much as you!!
(but mostly that is out of respect for the neighbours
)
Feb 1st 2004, 10:44 am
#17
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Re: sex: how many times a week
The problem with training your kids to operate a video is that they may well then find your, er, 'collection'.
Does more than once in a night or day count?
Whenever a job application says "Sex" I always put 'Three times a week'.
BM
Does more than once in a night or day count?
Whenever a job application says "Sex" I always put 'Three times a week'.
BM
Feb 1st 2004, 11:15 am
#18
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my mum is always offering to come to our house and babysit........................................she just doesn't appreciate why we want one in the first place lol
Paul
my mum is always offering to come to our house and babysit........................................she just doesn't appreciate why we want one in the first place lol
Paul
Feb 1st 2004, 11:33 am
#19
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Location: Dreamland AKA Brisbane which is a different country to the UK
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Wheres the option for "not enough, I'd like more"? 
Feb 1st 2004, 11:46 am
#20
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look's like i am in the majority, being a once a month man.
kids are a great form of contraception.
kids are a great form of contraception.
Feb 1st 2004, 12:05 pm
#21
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Originally posted by WBB
look's like i am in the majority, being a once a month man.
look's like i am in the majority, being a once a month man.
Santa only comes once a year to our house.
Feb 1st 2004, 3:16 pm
#22
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Posts: 99
Speaking for the women on this site
I think you will find that the problem is once the groom eats his slice of wedding cake all forms of courtship go out the window. Its all those little things that make us women feel wanted and loved.
'How about it' just does not cut the mustard!!
If you want to make lurvvvvvvve to your woman you have to start first thing in the morning, compliments, little carresses etc.
If you keep a stew on a low simmer it will be perfect when you eat it!!
'How about it' just does not cut the mustard!!
If you want to make lurvvvvvvve to your woman you have to start first thing in the morning, compliments, little carresses etc.
If you keep a stew on a low simmer it will be perfect when you eat it!!
Feb 1st 2004, 4:08 pm
#23
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Re: sex: how many times a week
Originally posted by glhall
In house discussions with my wife have prompted me to go to a truly representative sample of the population for the answer - British Expats.
The question is; How many times a week do you do it? Honesty is required. The poll is limited to married couples or those who have a steady relationship with one partner. My apologies to those who think the question is irreverent or irrelevant on this forum.
Thank you
In house discussions with my wife have prompted me to go to a truly representative sample of the population for the answer - British Expats.
The question is; How many times a week do you do it? Honesty is required. The poll is limited to married couples or those who have a steady relationship with one partner. My apologies to those who think the question is irreverent or irrelevant on this forum.
Thank you
Feb 1st 2004, 5:25 pm
#24
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Location: Wigan - NZ- Wigan - who knows???
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sooner do my ironing
This is a long standing joke with the guys who I work with. whenever the subject of sex comes up I say
"sooner do my ironing"
Honestly though with 2 kids and working full time (more than 40 hours per week) I am surprised I have time to fart.
Jo
"sooner do my ironing"
Honestly though with 2 kids and working full time (more than 40 hours per week) I am surprised I have time to fart.
Jo
Feb 1st 2004, 5:30 pm
#25
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Re: Speaking for the women on this site
If you want to make lurvvvvvvve to your woman you have to start first thing in the morning, compliments, little carresses etc.
If you keep a stew on a low simmer it will be perfect when you eat it!! [/QUOTE]
I couldn't have put it better myself...........I'll have to print this and show it to neanderthal man (him indoors).
Jo
If you keep a stew on a low simmer it will be perfect when you eat it!! [/QUOTE]
I couldn't have put it better myself...........I'll have to print this and show it to neanderthal man (him indoors).
Jo
Feb 1st 2004, 5:35 pm
#26
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Re: Speaking for the women on this site
Originally posted by JoB
If you want to make lurvvvvvvve to your woman you have to start first thing in the morning, compliments, little carresses etc.
If you keep a stew on a low simmer it will be perfect when you eat it!!
If you want to make lurvvvvvvve to your woman you have to start first thing in the morning, compliments, little carresses etc.
If you keep a stew on a low simmer it will be perfect when you eat it!!
Jo [/QUOTE]
screw that u want it or u don`t
Feb 1st 2004, 5:40 pm
#27
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Re: Speaking for the women on this site
Originally posted by wengerboy
I couldn't have put it better myself...........I'll have to print this and show it to neanderthal man (him indoors).
Jo
I couldn't have put it better myself...........I'll have to print this and show it to neanderthal man (him indoors).
Jo
[/QUOTE] replied nicely by neanderthal man number 2
Feb 1st 2004, 5:41 pm
#29
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Re: Speaking for the women on this site
Originally posted by JoB
screw that u want it or u don`t
screw that u want it or u don`t
[/QUOTE] pleased to be at your service
Feb 1st 2004, 5:41 pm
#30
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Originally posted by WBB
you should be lucky we bother to take our socks off.
you should be lucky we bother to take our socks off.