sex: how many times a week
In house discussions with my wife have prompted me to go to a truly representative sample of the population for the answer - British Expats.
The question is; How many times a week do you do it? Honesty is required. The poll is limited to married couples or those who have a steady relationship with one partner. My apologies to those who think the question is irreverent or irrelevant on this forum. Thank you |
I couldnt vote..you missed out on my category...
only on my birthday :D :D |
Good Poll! Encouraged some debate in our house.
Rob No it was not a mass debate. |
Come on who's the lucky b#st#rds getting it 3 -4 a week;)
Obvisouly not been married long and got kids :D Once a month if Im lucky (well she is pregnant and very round :p ) Jack PS Anyone offering to help :D :D :D WBB NOT YOU :D Im not wooly enough for you ;) |
Saturday nights are usually good as my mum and dad have the kids.
But last night was a non starter, we went to see Lord Of The Rings. Sitting there for 3 1/2 hours, we could hardly bloody walk when it finished!!!! So definately NO walking round in high heels etc..... Andy also wouldn't wear the stockings, spoilsport!!!!! Cheers Karen |
Re: sex: how many times a week
Originally posted by glhall In house discussions with my wife have prompted me to go to a truly representative sample of the population for the answer - British Expats. The question is; How many times a week do you do it? Honesty is required. The poll is limited to married couples or those who have a steady relationship with one partner. My apologies to those who think the question is irreverent or irrelevant on this forum. Thank you Now, are we talking tantric, oral, intercourse or WBB (Wellington Boot Brigrade) :confused: :D :D :D |
Re: sex: how many times a week
Originally posted by Bix You really must make your question more specific if you want a balanced result :lecture: Now, are we talking tantric, oral, intercourse or WBB (Wellington Boot Brigrade) :confused: :D :D :D :zzz: :zzz: Catherine. |
A father wanted to introduce his son to contraception so he takes him to the local drug store and heads for the condom display.
Picking up a 3 pack he tells his son: "this pack is for when you first have sex on a friday or saturday night, theres 3 in case you break the other 2 putting it on" Next he picks up a pack of 6 and tells his son "this pack is for when you are in college. theres 2 for friday, 2 for saturday and 2 for sunday" Finally he picks up a 12 pack and tells his son "this pack is for when you are married. Theres one for january, one for february, one for march............................................. .................................." :rolleyes: |
Originally posted by Luke I Amyofath A father wanted to introduce his son to contraception so he takes him to the local drug store and heads for the condom display. Picking up a 3 pack he tells his son: "this pack is for when you first have sex on a friday or saturday night, theres 3 in case you break the other 2 putting it on" Next he picks up a pack of 6 and tells his son "this pack is for when you are in college. theres 2 for friday, 2 for saturday and 2 for sunday" Finally he picks up a 12 pack and tells his son "this pack is for when you are married. Theres one for january, one for february, one for march............................................. .................................." :rolleyes: :D |
i have a lot in common with santa when it comes to sex.
;) |
Originally posted by WBB i have a lot in common with santa when it comes to sex. ;) Moved on from sheep then ? :D :D :D |
Scientists have discovered a food which can reduce a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.............
It's called 'Wedding Cake'. :D G |
Originally posted by Bix Reindeer ? Moved on from sheep then ? :D :D :D :D |
Shouldn't the question be "are you doing it more downunder?".
Sounds ambiguous so answer whatever you may think it means. |
Originally posted by bondipom Shouldn't the question be "are you doing it more downunder?". Anyway... here's the magic formula for happinesss after kids... Disney Videos / Saturday morning TV / playstation plus door locks / something heavy infront of door + thick curtains to hide stretch marks if needed = happy (but square eyed) kids and well exercised parents. Another tip (I'm not charging for this either) - train the kids how to operate a video as soon as possible. Even more important than learning how to eat with a knife and fork. Good ICT skills - invaluable in our modern society. (I'm a teacher so I should know.) ;) |
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