View Poll Results: Sex: How many times a week
None - more like once a month
24
24.74%
once per week
16
16.49%
twice a week
15
15.46%
Three times a week
17
17.53%
four times a week
10
10.31%
Five times a week
5
5.15%
six times a week
3
3.09%
Seven times a week
1
1.03%
More than seven times a week(you pig)
6
6.19%
Voters: 97. You may not vote on this poll
sex: how many times a week
Feb 1st 2004, 1:29 am
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sex: how many times a week
In house discussions with my wife have prompted me to go to a truly representative sample of the population for the answer - British Expats.
The question is; How many times a week do you do it? Honesty is required. The poll is limited to married couples or those who have a steady relationship with one partner. My apologies to those who think the question is irreverent or irrelevant on this forum.
Thank you
The question is; How many times a week do you do it? Honesty is required. The poll is limited to married couples or those who have a steady relationship with one partner. My apologies to those who think the question is irreverent or irrelevant on this forum.
Thank you
Feb 1st 2004, 1:43 am
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I couldnt vote..you missed out on my category...
only on my birthday
only on my birthday
Feb 1st 2004, 6:31 am
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Good Poll! Encouraged some debate in our house.
Rob
No it was not a mass debate.
Rob
No it was not a mass debate.
Feb 1st 2004, 6:38 am
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Come on who's the lucky b#st#rds getting it 3 -4 a week
Obvisouly not been married long and got kids
Once a month if Im lucky (well she is pregnant and very round
)
Jack
PS Anyone offering to help
WBB NOT YOU Im not wooly enough for you
Obvisouly not been married long and got kids
Once a month if Im lucky (well she is pregnant and very round
)Jack
PS Anyone offering to help
WBB NOT YOU
Im not wooly enough for you
Feb 1st 2004, 7:03 am
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Saturday nights are usually good as my mum and dad have the kids.
But last night was a non starter, we went to see Lord Of The Rings. Sitting there for 3 1/2 hours, we could hardly bloody walk when it finished!!!!
So definately NO walking round in high heels etc.....
Andy also wouldn't wear the stockings, spoilsport!!!!!
Cheers
Karen
But last night was a non starter, we went to see Lord Of The Rings. Sitting there for 3 1/2 hours, we could hardly bloody walk when it finished!!!!
So definately NO walking round in high heels etc.....
Andy also wouldn't wear the stockings, spoilsport!!!!!
Cheers
Karen
Feb 1st 2004, 7:19 am
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Re: sex: how many times a week
Originally posted by glhall
In house discussions with my wife have prompted me to go to a truly representative sample of the population for the answer - British Expats.
The question is; How many times a week do you do it? Honesty is required. The poll is limited to married couples or those who have a steady relationship with one partner. My apologies to those who think the question is irreverent or irrelevant on this forum.
Thank you
In house discussions with my wife have prompted me to go to a truly representative sample of the population for the answer - British Expats.
The question is; How many times a week do you do it? Honesty is required. The poll is limited to married couples or those who have a steady relationship with one partner. My apologies to those who think the question is irreverent or irrelevant on this forum.
Thank you
Now, are we talking tantric, oral, intercourse or WBB (Wellington Boot Brigrade)
Feb 1st 2004, 7:40 am
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Re: sex: how many times a week
Originally posted by Bix
You really must make your question more specific if you want a balanced result :lecture:
Now, are we talking tantric, oral, intercourse or WBB (Wellington Boot Brigrade)
You really must make your question more specific if you want a balanced result :lecture:
Now, are we talking tantric, oral, intercourse or WBB (Wellington Boot Brigrade)
:scared: 
Catherine.
Feb 1st 2004, 7:51 am
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A father wanted to introduce his son to contraception so he takes him to the local drug store and heads for the condom display.
Picking up a 3 pack he tells his son: "this pack is for when you first have sex on a friday or saturday night, theres 3 in case you break the other 2 putting it on"
Next he picks up a pack of 6 and tells his son "this pack is for when you are in college. theres 2 for friday, 2 for saturday and 2 for sunday"
Finally he picks up a 12 pack and tells his son "this pack is for when you are married. Theres one for january, one for february, one for march............................................. .................................."
Picking up a 3 pack he tells his son: "this pack is for when you first have sex on a friday or saturday night, theres 3 in case you break the other 2 putting it on"
Next he picks up a pack of 6 and tells his son "this pack is for when you are in college. theres 2 for friday, 2 for saturday and 2 for sunday"
Finally he picks up a 12 pack and tells his son "this pack is for when you are married. Theres one for january, one for february, one for march............................................. .................................."
Feb 1st 2004, 8:08 am
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Originally posted by Luke I Amyofath
A father wanted to introduce his son to contraception so he takes him to the local drug store and heads for the condom display.
Picking up a 3 pack he tells his son: "this pack is for when you first have sex on a friday or saturday night, theres 3 in case you break the other 2 putting it on"
Next he picks up a pack of 6 and tells his son "this pack is for when you are in college. theres 2 for friday, 2 for saturday and 2 for sunday"
Finally he picks up a 12 pack and tells his son "this pack is for when you are married. Theres one for january, one for february, one for march............................................. .................................."
A father wanted to introduce his son to contraception so he takes him to the local drug store and heads for the condom display.
Picking up a 3 pack he tells his son: "this pack is for when you first have sex on a friday or saturday night, theres 3 in case you break the other 2 putting it on"
Next he picks up a pack of 6 and tells his son "this pack is for when you are in college. theres 2 for friday, 2 for saturday and 2 for sunday"
Finally he picks up a 12 pack and tells his son "this pack is for when you are married. Theres one for january, one for february, one for march............................................. .................................."
Feb 1st 2004, 8:43 am
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Originally posted by WBB
i have a lot in common with santa when it comes to sex.
i have a lot in common with santa when it comes to sex.
Moved on from sheep then ?
Feb 1st 2004, 8:58 am
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Scientists have discovered a food which can reduce a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.............
It's called 'Wedding Cake'.
G
It's called 'Wedding Cake'.
G
Feb 1st 2004, 9:00 am
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Originally posted by Bix
Reindeer ?
Moved on from sheep then ?
Reindeer ?
Moved on from sheep then ?
Feb 1st 2004, 9:03 am
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Shouldn't the question be "are you doing it more downunder?".
Sounds ambiguous so answer whatever you may think it means.
Sounds ambiguous so answer whatever you may think it means.
Feb 1st 2004, 9:31 am
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Originally posted by bondipom
Shouldn't the question be "are you doing it more downunder?".
Shouldn't the question be "are you doing it more downunder?".
(Or have I got the meaning wrong?) Plus, the hot weather and all that... perhaps it could be a seller for Ceri's Come to Aus party?Anyway... here's the magic formula for happinesss after kids...
Disney Videos / Saturday morning TV / playstation plus door locks / something heavy infront of door + thick curtains to hide stretch marks if needed = happy (but square eyed) kids and well exercised parents.
Another tip (I'm not charging for this either) - train the kids how to operate a video as soon as possible. Even more important than learning how to eat with a knife and fork. Good ICT skills - invaluable in our modern society. (I'm a teacher so I should know.)