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Re: ooooh a viewing!!!!!!!!
Hope you get your buyer tomorrow mate! sounds like all your hard work may pay off, although keep the air freshner handy just in case!
We've had 3 viewings today, no feedback from two, the last couple want to breed rotweillers (nice!) and have NTS! Our dependant buyer has also had 3 viewings today so fingers crossed for them too! Best of luck Petra hugs Rach, Mark and Chanelle xxxx |
Thanks for all your positive vibes guys!!
Well the house is completely tickety boo......the bloody queen could pay me a visit and I would be proud!!!! I have been scrubbing and cleaning for all I'm worth.....my windows are sooo clean you'd think there was no glass.....you could eat your dinner off any one of my loo seats!! :D I challenge anyone to find a scrap of yak in my house!!!!! All I need to do tomorrow is get rid of the stroppy teenager and bind and gag the other two.....lets face it if I didn't one of them would let me down by saying something toe curlingly embarrassing...you can put money on it :rolleyes: I just pray they're not veggies as a chicken will be being crucified in my oven whilst they visit to create a yummy smell. Keep eveything crossed peeps!!! But alas knowing my luck the bar stewards won't even turn up!!! :rolleyes: Watch this space!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Come on Petra, keep scrubbing that house!!!
Rac..what the bloodyhell is NTS? Lisa.....Already got the suits by the buckets.i am a ....ah hem... Executive Office for the benefit agency!!! There you go! Thats where all ya giros are!!! |
Got everything crossed and double crossed here for you mate!
hugs Rach x |
Rac..what the bloodyhell is NTS?
Nothing to sell! hugs rach xxx |
Originally posted by sj oldfield Come on Petra, keep scrubbing that house!!! Lisa.....Already got the suits by the buckets.i am a ....ah hem... Executive Office for the benefit agency!!! Oi I'm done scrubbing tonight.......am on the vino collapso now.....lashings of!!! BTW - stop trying to convince us all that you're some posh bird in your suit......we all love our 'take me as you find me, and cut the bullshit' Sandra. :D |
Come on Petra.this is your chance.
You got to play a game here. Sod the bloody chicken, these have GOT to buy your house. We dont want you being the only one at the pompey girls meets in the future...are you listening...........You have to box clever and create an illusion. You and Neil will be sitting in the garden.........the sun shade up, a bottle of wine open, couple of glasses on the table. Little bit of soft music playing. Now then, pay the kids a fiver each to be playing nicely. Then get Daryl or jake to be sitting at the table/computer desk doing homework, (okay give him a tenner!!) Indicate it is a family house nice and peaceful, plenty of space to relax and enjoy, whilst also providing areas to work or study. Are you with me. Its all a bloody game, but one you have to win!!!! |
BTW - stop trying to convince us all that you're some posh bird in your suit......we all love our 'take me as you find me, and cut the bullshit' Sandra. :D [/QUOTE]
Me?????? :( Now you have really hurt my feelings!!! :( If you sell tommorow do I get the agents cut for being helpful?;) |
Are you free for a last minute pep talk......around 4?? :D
You bet I'm gonna do my bloody absolute max to get 'em to buy.......I'll resort to blackmail if necessary.....ANYTHING!!!!!!!! |
Originally posted by sj oldfield If you sell tommorow do I get the agents cut for being helpful?;) |
Of course I will be free........just buzz me, number in the phone book!!!
One of the things I told our buyer, was that initially our house was a home. She kep on about how much work had been done and have we just bought it to sell it. After a slow, deep breath I told her we had lived here for 14 years (which we have) and each room had been lovingly transformed over the period we had been here. Not done up in amatter of weeks using any old crap, with no character. Full of sh*t me..I said that we loved our house as ahome, somewhere the children had been raised with security. Each plant in the garden, chosen over the years for a reason. The stone bench purchased in memory of my nan, placed under the tree, so the birds can be appreciated. Told ya.......full of sh*t.. :D |
Just caught this one Petra
Everything crossed for tomorrow for you. We're just about to open some of the Red Stuff now, so our eyes wll be crossed for you before anything else!!!:D Good Luck xx |
Originally posted by sj oldfield Of course I will be free........just buzz me, number in the phone book!!! One of the things I told our buyer, was that initially our house was a home. She kep on about how much work had been done and have we just bought it to sell it. After a slow, deep breath I told her we had lived here for 14 years (which we have) and each room had been lovingly transformed over the period we had been here. Not done up in amatter of weeks using any old crap, with no character. Full of sh*t me..I said that we loved our house as ahome, somewhere the children had been raised with security. Each plant in the garden, chosen over the years for a reason. The stone bench purchased in memory of my nan, placed under the tree, so the birds can be appreciated. Told ya.......full of sh*t.. :D Sandra I'm proud of ya!!! Tomorrow I will be taking a leaf out of your book and I will bullshit for all I'm worth ;) |
Jack, I know you said you were going to look up a few of the girls when down in Pompy but winding up Artep like this is going a bit far.
She really thinks someone is coming to view her house. :D |
Originally posted by artep Sandra Oldfield - The world's most incredible bullshitting woman ;) Sandra I'm proud of ya!!! Tomorrow I will be taking a leaf out of your book and I will bullshit for all I'm worth ;) You bullsh*t all you want, as long as it SELLS. Anyway I wasnt lying, I was selling the house to her. Talking really slowly (boy that was hard for a londoner), also dropped my pitch slightly. Let her walk round the house at her own pace, whilst I served a large jug of lemonade (full of ice and slices of fresh lemons!) Think about it, if she likes YOU, she will stand and talk. If she doesnt like you for some reason, tend not too hang about. |
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