PeteY

Sorry for the off topic, but i needed to share

Made me laugh when i read my emails this morning.



> A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious
> health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he
> ran across
an
> ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
>
> "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he
> calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss
> program. The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he
> answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old
> young lady dressed in nothing but
a
> pair of Nike r running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces
> herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign
> reads,
"If
> you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes
> off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally
> catches her and has his way with her. After they are through and she
> leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does
> business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same
> thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
> to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.
>
> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound program. The
> next
day
> there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
> beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing
> but Reebok
running
> shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can
have
> me." He's out the door or after her like a shot. This girl is in
> excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he
> does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the
> same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs
> himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
>
> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/
> 50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the
> phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies,
> "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at
> the door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there
> wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that
> reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."

Pollyana

Thanks for the laugh Pete - v funny! All the blokes in the office are looking for diets that work - I shall pass this around!!

WBB

ha ha cracked me up this one.

steandleigh

Very funny - made hubby shudder at the thought!!!

suffolkdiva

Really made me laugh!

I think I'll be passing this one on