New Migration rules !?
Jun 11th 2004, 6:46 am
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New Migration rules !?
In an effort to further enhance the Migration programme for 2005-2006 Amanda Vanstone let slip a few ideas that are being researched at the Migration Indigenous Grant Regional and International Nexus Expiration forum, MIGRAINE for short
1. all applicants must be 21 or younger.
2. have 15 years pre visa work experience.
3. have min £1,000,000 to be invested within a dodgy designated area
4. run a 4 minute mile listening to Barry Manilow
5. be prepared to live in Uninhabitable regions
6. to be turned inside out at the medical.
7. men to have sperm count over 200
8. women to have large feet and be renamed sheila
9. children and pets not welcome
10. have 3 degrees , 1 must be nuclear physics, the other can be hairdressing or air conditioning, 3rd a language of sorts to be decided.
oh and Visas are limited to 100 per year , DRONGO VISA the way ahead !!!
1. all applicants must be 21 or younger.
2. have 15 years pre visa work experience.
3. have min £1,000,000 to be invested within a dodgy designated area
4. run a 4 minute mile listening to Barry Manilow
5. be prepared to live in Uninhabitable regions
6. to be turned inside out at the medical.
7. men to have sperm count over 200
8. women to have large feet and be renamed sheila
9. children and pets not welcome
10. have 3 degrees , 1 must be nuclear physics, the other can be hairdressing or air conditioning, 3rd a language of sorts to be decided.
oh and Visas are limited to 100 per year , DRONGO VISA the way ahead !!!
Jun 11th 2004, 6:54 am
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point 11) be broken hearted and a broken ankle!!!
could we drop points 1) to 10) ???
fabie
could we drop points 1) to 10) ???
fabie
Jun 11th 2004, 6:57 am
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Originally posted by swissfabs
point 11) be broken hearted and a broken ankle!!!
could we drop points 1) to 10) ???
fabie
point 11) be broken hearted and a broken ankle!!!
could we drop points 1) to 10) ???
fabie
