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kevinbloomfield Jun 16th 2005 1:54 am

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by wargod
But are any of your black friends gay?? :D:D

loads of my mates are black, gay vicars who practice as panel doctors

cough cough, oooohh your hands are cold!!

bridiej Jun 16th 2005 1:56 am

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by kevinbloomfield
loads of my mates are black, gay vicars who practice as panel doctors

cough cough, oooohh your hands are cold!!


ooooooooooooooooooooooh matron! :D

JackTheLad Jun 16th 2005 2:00 am

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by kevinbloomfield
loads of my mates are black, gay vicars who practice as panel doctors

cough cough, oooohh your hands are cold!!

Nah, give me a warm female hand (or two) any day :p

JTL

kevinbloomfield Jun 16th 2005 2:05 am

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by JackTheLad
Nah, give me a warm female hand (or two) any day :p

JTL

You saying it takes 2 hands for you??:rolleyes:

worzel Jun 16th 2005 2:29 am

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by kevinbloomfield
You saying it takes 2 hands for you??:rolleyes:

Yes but he dribbles on 7 fingers :D

kevinbloomfield Jun 16th 2005 2:36 am

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by worzel
Yes but he dribbles on 7 fingers :D

Explain please??:confused:

cantwait Jun 16th 2005 2:41 am

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 
Had our medicals done in Manchester in March and yes my husband and 13 yr old had the cough test done!

Afraid i couldn't stop laughing as we where all in the same room, dont worry there's a curtain to hide behind


Good luck.

Kelly family, warring ton.

worzel Jun 16th 2005 2:41 am

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by kevinbloomfield
Explain please??:confused:

Erm... One finger around it, the other 7 hanging off the end. It isn't funny when you have to explain it. :rolleyes: It's not a new joke, I saw Jim Bowen say it at the weekend.

JackTheLad Jun 16th 2005 2:45 am

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by worzel
Erm... One finger around it, the other 7 hanging off the end. It isn't funny when you have to explain it. :rolleyes: It's not a new joke, I saw Jim Bowen say it at the weekend.


No Kevin was right the first time :p

(and you're telling Jim Bowen jokes on here!!! :eek: :eek: That deserves a 2 week ban :p Where are the moderators when you need them :rolleyes: )

JTL

KatieStar Jun 16th 2005 2:54 am

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by cantwait
Had our medicals done in Manchester in March and yes my husband and 13 yr old had the cough test done!

Afraid i couldn't stop laughing as we where all in the same room, dont worry there's a curtain to hide behind


Good luck.

Kelly family, warring ton.

Hubby and I went in seperately. So I guess it just shows that it is completely different in every doctor's place you go to. :)

Katie

kevinbloomfield Jun 16th 2005 2:54 am

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by worzel
Erm... One finger around it, the other 7 hanging off the end. It isn't funny when you have to explain it. :rolleyes: It's not a new joke, I saw Jim Bowen say it at the weekend.

Does old Jim Bowen have 8 fingers then?

I can't believe anyone would go and see him anyway, was you at Butlins on holiday??

wargod Jun 16th 2005 2:59 am

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by kevinbloomfield
Does old Jim Bowen have 8 fingers then?

I can't believe anyone would go and see him anyway, was you at Butlins on holiday??

I went to Butlins a couple of weeks ago - and it was shite (can i say shite :D)

If anyone is offended by the word shite can they replace it with the word poo when they are reading this.

ta

worzel Jun 16th 2005 3:02 am

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by kevinbloomfield
Does old Jim Bowen have 8 fingers then?

I can't believe anyone would go and see him anyway, was you at Butlins on holiday??

The best thing I could find to watch on tv at 10pm, despite having the full cable package, was Jim Bowen's jokes you can't tell anymore on Men and Motors (the porn doesn't start until later :D ). I think jokes you would be too embarassed to tell anymore might have been a better title.

Anne4Terry Jun 16th 2005 3:14 am

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 
Oh geez. I've just come in and read all these people on my thread getting their knickers in a knot about gays.

READ MY TEXT - I don't care. I was just trying to have a tongue in check, light-hearted conversation. I have nothing against gay, hetero, black, white, yellow, asian, african, aboriginal, green, blue or anything except may yellow with purple spots (Mr Blobby).

Please everybody be chilled and don't take offence. None was meant.

:)

kevinbloomfield Jun 16th 2005 3:15 am

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by wargod
I went to Butlins a couple of weeks ago - and it was shite (can i say shite :D)

If anyone is offended by the word shite can they replace it with the word poo when they are reading this.

ta

Maybe you can help me?

I am debating on my summer holiday this year. Do I go to Butlins at Minehead for 7 days in September or do I go to the Sunshine Coast for 3 weeks??

I really am in a turmoil at the moment

Please advise


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