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Grayling Jun 15th 2005 11:29 pm

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by amanda76

grayling are you a nurse?

Yes I am still registered but have worked for years as A Cognitive Behavioural Therapist.

I was also a Nurse Tutor/Lecturer.

Now semi-retired :cool: :D

G

Kelli28 Jun 15th 2005 11:30 pm

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dr done it to OH just last month and son age 7 said no way was he taking underpants down and wouldent let the dr do it but eventually let him just have a look no cupping or coughing involved for him and i had breast check to and wanted to see c section scar??

Ian12 Jun 15th 2005 11:32 pm

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Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
Well if any gay doctor lays his hands on my son unecessarily then I will be blowing my chances to go to Oz because I will get a criminal record.! Get my drift? :eek:


This is a bit of a wake up call. Gay doctors are no more likely to be "pervy" that straight doctors and what makes anyone think that just becuase a man is gay he is going to be attracted to anything with a penis or a male child. The truth is: they are not and they don't. Neither does this one who also happens to be a clergyman fancy choir boys. :rolleyes:

Ian12 Jun 15th 2005 11:35 pm

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Originally Posted by kevinbloomfield
I get your drift ;)

Trouble is you wont know if the doctor is gay, they don't all mince around acting all camp you know?

Funny really, we all trust our doctors and we all trust our vicars, if I was that way inclined (I deffo aint!!) then I might train to be either :D

Please stay in the UK ... we have enough to do here educating Australians about gay people without adding to them. Ian12 - A Gay Vicar

worzel Jun 15th 2005 11:36 pm

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Originally Posted by amanda76
Do you get hernias in testicles? i though you had them in the groin? oh we need somebody medical here!!....................

amanda

I think they rattle more (or is it less?) if you have a hernia.

amanda76 Jun 15th 2005 11:37 pm

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by Ian12
This is a bit of a wake up call. Gay doctors are no more likely to be "pervy" that straight doctors and what makes anyone think that just becuase a man is gay he is going to be attracted to anything with a penis or a male child. The truth is: they are not and they don't. Neither does this one who also happens to be a clergyman fancy choir boys. :rolleyes:


totally agree with your comments, i dont like gay/straight comments - who cares?? do you know why they do it then? and why some and not others?

amanda

amanda76 Jun 15th 2005 11:39 pm

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Originally Posted by worzel
I think they rattle more (or is it less?) if you have a hernia.


"rattle" LOL :D

AMANDA

seang Jun 15th 2005 11:40 pm

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No touchy touchy at my medicals. Strange how there seems to be different procedures employed by different doctors. You would think all panel doctors would carry out the exact same medical examination

JackTheLad Jun 15th 2005 11:41 pm

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by Ian12
This is a bit of a wake up call. Gay doctors are no more likely to be "pervy" that straight doctors and what makes anyone think that just becuase a man is gay he is going to be attracted to anything with a penis or a male child. The truth is: they are not and they don't. Neither does this one who also happens to be a clergyman fancy choir boys. :rolleyes:


Well, to be honest, I couldn't care whether they're gay or straight, I'd just much rather have a female handling my testicles. :p

Anyway, I always thought the coughing and holding the balls thing was to check if they were both still connected. Because when you cough, your diaphram moves, and that will pull up your testicles. If one doesn't move then you've got problems.

I'm guessing by the way, anyone got the real answer?

JTL

Grayling Jun 15th 2005 11:43 pm

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by seang
No touchy touchy at my medicals. Strange how there seems to be different procedures employed by different doctors. You would think all panel doctors would carry out the exact same medical examination

Mine did not even take my BP. He just looked at a record of readings from my GP.

My wifes was quite high and he simply asked her if she was nervous. She said yes so he said that would explain it.

Passed OK

G

JackTheLad Jun 15th 2005 11:44 pm

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by Grayling
Mine did not even take my BP. He just looked at a record of readings from my GP.

My wifes was quite high and he simply asked her if she was nervous. She said yes so he said that would explain it.

Passed OK

G


She really shouldn't be smoking dope before her medical :p

JTL

seang Jun 15th 2005 11:45 pm

Re: meds and coughing testicles!!
 

Originally Posted by Grayling
Mine did not even take my BP. He just looked at a record of readings from my GP.

My wifes was quite high and he simply asked her if she was nervous. She said yes so he said that would explain it.

Passed OK

G

Jesus he was really putting his heart in to it

loidy Jun 15th 2005 11:45 pm

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no checks at all like that where we went, and it was the same place as jeanette, but different doctor! i wonder why some do and some don't???!! :rolleyes:
x loidy

DagBoy Jun 15th 2005 11:47 pm

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Originally Posted by Ian12
Please stay in the UK ... we have enough to do here educating Australians about gay people without adding to them. Ian12 - A Gay Vicar

I was wondering what gay or otherwise had to do with it? And if you follow the logic through you should only get gay male doctors to examine your daughters because the straight ones will obviously be trying to perve on them. Odd.

Cheers,

DagBoy

PS In my medical I did not have to do the cough test.

Grayling Jun 15th 2005 11:50 pm

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Originally Posted by seang
Jesus he was really putting his heart in to it

He was not bothered.....said he was there to help us get our visas. :)

G


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