Leslie

He loves us long time.

gruffbrown

Number One Johnny..

syllk

Hmmm indeedy...don't know why though, as there's shite all over the place in the forums.

Leslie

Long story short...

We were minding our own business in the Lounge... Dogs life hated us for it and then seduced us into the Oz forum... Tom and Eskimo and Ray were here but now they're sleeping...Bob showed up but couldn't be arsed.... life went on....

Rushman

Probably exhausted the subject of toilet paper!!

syllk

Sounds like the Lounge...just over here instead.

gruffbrown

I may collapse soon, so I'll see you Yankees tomorrow, even the British ones Good night OZ....(There's no place like home, there's no place like home)

syllk

G'night Toto.

Rushman

I'll tell you what is funny. I mention that we are here to show the oz forum how to get more than 2 pages and 200 posts out of a thread and suddenly someone starts dragging up their big threads to make the #'s look better. Before they did that there was just 1 or 2 threads with as many posts as this on the oz forums first page......Funny that or is that just a coincidence/

Leslie

I have no idea what you just said.

Rushman

I said that the Oz forum didnt know how to make a thread of more than 2 pages or 200 posts and then suddenly three large threads are dragged out on the first pag........why the fock am I explaining this again....you didnt understand it because your f**king drunk. I'll end up typing the same thing again. Read it tomorrow Les If it dont make sense then its probably because i'm a little bit leathered too. Made sense to me though

wengerboy

if you want a thread to run and run in here just move to perth and tell everyone how crap you think it is
or you could always move across from the lounge when your bored

Leslie

OH!! Now I understand.

G'Day

I know we don't always agree mate, but I'm right behind you on this one. You seem to be fighting the good fight all alone here and you are doing a damn good job of it too. The lounge is the pits (and I too speak from personal experience). That's why this lot have had to pitch up here. And they've brought their own personal mod-on-a-leash with them too -Hi Bob! Aren't you supposed to make sure that this riff-raff stays in the lounge with their inane and common conversations?

And amazingly wherever these boneheads go they seem to bring cyber-slut with them. Her idea of an intelligent discussion always resolves around the bottom half of her anatomy. Sadly, it's probably the only part of her whole body she ever uses, she certainly doesn't engage her cerebral cortex EVER. Darling, it's only polite to engage your brain before you engage your mouth - hasn't anyone ever told you this?

As for the rest of you deadbeats who don't live in Australia, aren't planning to move here anytime soon and probably don't even know where it is (if American secondary school results are anything to go by) ...the only thing your conversations need is a little lockjaw.

Speaking of geography... do you need me to point out the way to the Lounge for you? You seem to have gotten lost somewhere along the way.

"America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization." Georges Clemenceau

A dogs life

Urrmm yeah We don't have long threads here...

Heres one I did under my old login (now the wifeys)

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=295385

yeah we need some yanks to show us how to create pointless threads

700 and something posts....