Joke Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 15th 2005 | 8:38 am
#1
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Sunning it up in Benowa
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Joke Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
In a vain attempt to liven up a drab saturday night, im going to tell a joke, but the deal is we all need to tell jokes so come on and pass on your funniest jokes.....Lets brighten up tonight.
Man and his wife go to the doctor, after the doctor has examined the wife he says " well ive got some terrible news, your wife is extremeley ill, she has either aids or alzheimas". Man asks "well how we will know". Doctor replies "put her on the bus, if she comes home then dont F*** her.
Man and his wife go to the doctor, after the doctor has examined the wife he says " well ive got some terrible news, your wife is extremeley ill, she has either aids or alzheimas". Man asks "well how we will know". Doctor replies "put her on the bus, if she comes home then dont F*** her.
Oct 15th 2005 | 8:41 am
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Worongary
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From: GC hinterland
Re: Joke Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
Theres this guy walking round the supermarket when he notices a good looking blond smiling at him
Mmm he thinks shes familiar I know her from somewhere
The blond approaches him and says
hallo your the father of one of my children
Christ he thinks remembering his stag night
Youre the stripper arent you the one I had sex with on the pool table whilst the lads lashed me with celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar*e?
No ( looking horrified ) Im your sons English teacher she replied
Regards
Mmm he thinks shes familiar I know her from somewhere
The blond approaches him and says
hallo your the father of one of my children
Christ he thinks remembering his stag night
Youre the stripper arent you the one I had sex with on the pool table whilst the lads lashed me with celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar*e?
No ( looking horrified ) Im your sons English teacher she replied
Regards
Oct 15th 2005 | 8:46 am
#3
Lost in BE Cyberspace
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From: Rockingham, Perth
Re: Joke Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh! We have found the level now!! lol
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Oct 15th 2005 | 8:47 am
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Craig & Sarah
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Re: Joke Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Jane and Russ Middleton
In a vain attempt to liven up a drab saturday night, im going to tell a joke, but the deal is we all need to tell jokes so come on and pass on your funniest jokes.....Lets brighten up tonight.
Man and his wife go to the doctor, after the doctor has examined the wife he says " well ive got some terrible news, your wife is extremeley ill, she has either aids or alzheimas". Man asks "well how we will know". Doctor replies "put her on the bus, if she comes home then dont F*** her.
Man and his wife go to the doctor, after the doctor has examined the wife he says " well ive got some terrible news, your wife is extremeley ill, she has either aids or alzheimas". Man asks "well how we will know". Doctor replies "put her on the bus, if she comes home then dont F*** her.
The planned cricket tour of Pakistan will go ahead!
The pakistani cricket board insist they can dig up a team from somewhere
Oct 15th 2005 | 8:47 am
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Re: Joke Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by lacey21
Oh! We have found the level now!! lol
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it always finds its own level
Oct 15th 2005 | 8:48 am
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Re: Joke Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by bigjugs
NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!
The planned cricket tour of Pakistan will go ahead!
The pakistani cricket board insist they can dig up a team from somewhere
The planned cricket tour of Pakistan will go ahead!
The pakistani cricket board insist they can dig up a team from somewhere
Oct 15th 2005 | 8:51 am
#7
Lost in BE Cyberspace
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From: Rockingham, Perth
Re: Joke Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
oh dear!
Oct 15th 2005 | 8:52 am
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Re: Joke Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by steve`o
it always finds its own level
women eh
boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed, & they wont take it up the arse because it HURTS
Oct 15th 2005 | 8:54 am
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Re: Joke Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Jane and Russ Middleton
women eh
boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed, & they wont take it up the arse because it HURTS
boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed, & they wont take it up the arse because it HURTS
Oct 15th 2005 | 8:59 am
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Forum Regular
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Re: Joke Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Jane and Russ Middleton
women eh
boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed, & they wont take it up the arse because it HURTS
boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed, & they wont take it up the arse because it HURTS
Oct 15th 2005 | 8:59 am
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From: Somerly, Perth
Re: Joke Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
I can never remember jokes, and if I do I tend to spoil them by accidentally telling the punchline before the joke is finished 
Oct 15th 2005 | 9:02 am
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Re: Joke Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Tiawamutu
I can never remember jokes, and if I do I tend to spoil them by accidentally telling the punchline before the joke is finished
15 blokes chase a Iraqi through Mcdonalds and beat the shit out of him. A witness was asked why he didnt help, he said to be honest i thought 15 was enough
Last edited by Jane and Russ Middleton; Oct 15th 2005 at 9:04 am.
Oct 15th 2005 | 9:04 am
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Lost in BE Cyberspace
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Re: Joke Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol
Oct 15th 2005 | 9:05 am
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Re: Joke Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
Thought of a joke that would probably be funnier in Oz due to the accent.
What do you call an Italian Astronaut?
A specimen!
All the best adult jokes I tend to hear is when I am heavily p155ed so can never remember those!
What do you call an Italian Astronaut?
A specimen!
All the best adult jokes I tend to hear is when I am heavily p155ed so can never remember those!
Oct 15th 2005 | 9:09 am
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Re: Joke Time !!!!!!!!!!!!
Two nuns are sitting in the traffic waiting for the lights to change when suddenly a vampire appears in front of them. ‘Oh sister, what shall we do?’ stammers the younger nun. ‘Do not worry,’ came the reply. ‘Show him your cross.’ The younger nun winds down the windscreen and yells, ‘**** off, you little twat!’
