Joke for the day
Oct 21st 2005, 6:44 am
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Joke for the day
An eskimo, goes into a New Zealand Servo. Fills up with gas, and makes his way in to pay for it..
The attendant looks over at the car noticing, two separate Oil Leaks under the car...
As the eskimo wanders in.. the attendant Shouts I see youve fuc*ed two seals mate !
The eskimo shrugs and shouts back, well youve shagged hundreds of FU**ING sheep, so SHUT IT !! ya prick
The attendant looks over at the car noticing, two separate Oil Leaks under the car...
As the eskimo wanders in.. the attendant Shouts I see youve fuc*ed two seals mate !
The eskimo shrugs and shouts back, well youve shagged hundreds of FU**ING sheep, so SHUT IT !! ya prick
Oct 22nd 2005, 1:25 am
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Re: Joke for the day
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 5 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and
asks..........
''How many is a Brazillion??!'
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and
asks..........
''How many is a Brazillion??!'
Oct 22nd 2005, 1:35 am
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Re: Joke for the day
the seven dwarves are bathing together feeling happy, so happy gets out 
Oct 22nd 2005, 7:35 am
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Re: Joke for the day
Originally Posted by wengerboy
the seven dwarves are bathing together feeling happy, so happy gets out
.... then they start feeling grumpy
Oct 22nd 2005, 7:42 am
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Re: Joke for the day
Originally Posted by NJJ
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 5 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and
asks..........
''How many is a Brazillion??!'
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and
asks..........
''How many is a Brazillion??!'
LOL!
