Joke
May 20th 2005, 8:03 am
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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-line . . .
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.
**** condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please).
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal.
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole.
Cadman
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.
**** condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please).
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal.
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole.
Cadman
May 20th 2005, 8:09 am
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Re: Joke
excellent !!
made me chuckle!
pootle
May 20th 2005, 8:40 am
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Re: Joke
Excellent What about:
Right Guard Condom - 24 Hour Protection , Wow
Louise
May 20th 2005, 8:54 am
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HeHe got my head in the gutter nowWhat about:
The police force - Can you keep you head when all around you people are losing theirs.
May 20th 2005, 9:01 am
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After this one i have GOT to go and do the ironing. promise
Saisnburys healthy
option range condom - good for you
Saisnburys healthy
option range condom - good for you
May 20th 2005, 9:01 am
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[QUOTE=louise4] HeHe got my head in the gutter now
What about:
The police force - Can you keep you head when all around you people are losing theirs
HeHe got my head in the gutter nowWhat about:
The police force - Can you keep you head when all around you people are losing theirs
May 20th 2005, 9:08 am
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Re: Joke
So so funny. Some absolute crackers there lol
