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Old Oct 17th 2005 | 2:58 am
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Originally Posted by soapy
true mate, ill turn it up tonight and it might not let mrs soapy in when she gets home from a nightshift
Nah, that's a bad idea....she needs her sleep.

Remember she got to get out early in the mornin to get your brekkie ready.

A woman's work is never done.
Pity they aint as efficient as us.
 
Old Oct 17th 2005 | 3:01 am
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Originally Posted by Bix
Nah, that's a bad idea....she needs her sleep.

Remember she got to get out early in the mornin to get your brekkie ready.

A woman's work is never done.
Pity they aint as efficient as us.
ah, i didnt think of that
ill wait till shes sleeping and turn it up...that should get her oot her kip
 
Old Oct 17th 2005 | 3:02 am
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Originally Posted by Bix
Nah, that's a bad idea....she needs her sleep.

Remember she got to get out early in the mornin to get your brekkie ready.

A woman's work is never done.
Pity they aint as efficient as us.
I take it Da Boss is asleep at the moment
 
Old Oct 17th 2005 | 3:03 am
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Originally Posted by Bix
Pity they aint as efficient as us.
PMSL!!!

Smutty lion on the indy thread, deluded lion on this one! getting around a bit tonight aren't you Bixie!
 
Old Oct 17th 2005 | 3:03 am
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
I take it Da Boss is asleep at the moment
Aye she is........peace and quiet at last
 
Old Oct 17th 2005 | 3:05 am
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
PMSL!!!

Smutty lion on the indy thread, deludedlion on this one! getting around a bit tonight aren't you Bixie!
I gotta dash around Polly cos I gotta get out in 5 hours time.
Oooooh, I forgot, I gotta go bed first
 
Old Oct 17th 2005 | 3:06 am
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Originally Posted by Bix
Aye she is........peace and quiet at last
go on bix, plug that thing in and she will shit herself
 
Old Oct 17th 2005 | 3:13 am
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Originally Posted by soapy
go on bix, plug that thing in and she will shit herself
Are we still talking electrical items ?
 
Old Oct 17th 2005 | 10:29 am
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Are we still talking electrical items ?
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OOOh, this is bringing back memories.

I thought the QLD roaches were big enough to fly to Japan on and I named them all 'Papa Roach'.

I hated them, really really hated them and thought whoever thought of making them that size must have had an off day in the house of Mother Nature.

I couldn't bear to touch them and one day I was staying in the zoo keepers house when I worked at Currumbin and she said to me 'Sam, we have someone coming to view the room, could you get rid of that roach in the spare room?'

Not wanting to seem a wuss, I bravely marched into the spare room where this Papa Roach was making two finger gestures at me and all sorts of violent and obscene threats. It was you know, QLD roaches can really talk.

Grabbing handfuls of tissue paper, I bent down, gritted my teeth, took a deep breath and grasped its solid body.

I am sure to this day it was shouting 'let me go you pommie bitch'.

Anyway, just as i thought that wasn't too bad at all, I looked down and to my horror, i had left its legs embedded in the carpet.

And i was not about to pick out its bloody legs.

So the giant roach now looked like a surf board for a tiny doll.

I flushed its torso down the loo and said nothing to the poor girl who came to view the room.

And if she did see the legs stuck out of the carpet, she never let on.
 
Old Oct 17th 2005 | 10:45 am
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u should have picked them up, if the little girl had tripped. she could have taken her eye oot with one of the legs
hi mate, im just off to work and couldnt resist sayin hi
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
OOOh, this is bringing back memories.

I thought the QLD roaches were big enough to fly to Japan on and I named them all 'Papa Roach'.

I hated them, really really hated them and thought whoever thought of making them that size must have had an off day in the house of Mother Nature.

I couldn't bear to touch them and one day I was staying in the zoo keepers house when I worked at Currumbin and she said to me 'Sam, we have someone coming to view the room, could you get rid of that roach in the spare room?'

Not wanting to seem a wuss, I bravely marched into the spare room where this Papa Roach was making two finger gestures at me and all sorts of violent and obscene threats. It was you know, QLD roaches can really talk.

Grabbing handfuls of tissue paper, I bent down, gritted my teeth, took a deep breath and grasped its solid body.

I am sure to this day it was shouting 'let me go you pommie bitch'.

Anyway, just as i thought that wasn't too bad at all, I looked down and to my horror, i had left its legs embedded in the carpet.

And i was not about to pick out its bloody legs.

So the giant roach now looked like a surf board for a tiny doll.

I flushed its torso down the loo and said nothing to the poor girl who came to view the room.

And if she did see the legs stuck out of the carpet, she never let on.
 
Old Oct 17th 2005 | 3:14 pm
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Can someone tell me what those plug in thingys are please?

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Old Oct 17th 2005 | 9:09 pm
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Tracey,

There are several variations but this is the sort of thing.........

http://www.pestfree.com.au/

http://www.e-factor.com.au/

You need the volume on your PC turned up to fully appreciate the first link.


Then there are some portables too...
http://www.moziban.com/
 

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