Florida_03

Here's a thread to get you all started.

I for one find it almost impossible to be insulted. I thank my lovely wife for that.

pommie bastard

Apart from the Abos and ex-convict stock please define an Australian I shall do me best?

Megalania

First find a Kiwi.

jayr

Don't know about terms to use but these might work:


"Who's your Prime Minister?"
"Do you know Kylie Minogue?"
"You're Australian, like in Neighbours?"
"Tie me kangaroo down sport."
"Where men are men and sheep are scared"
"Do you eat Vegemite then"

Florida_03

You know how...get a still...add 5500 posts...wait...and out drips a litre of black bile...and there ya go...a bastard's definition of an Australian.

(narrator: "For the recipe call Ray Martin's Embalmers helpline 1800-COLD-AS-ICE")

Megalania

Hats off to the Kiwis!

Florida_03

Now that's more like it.

If only the kiwis could spell or at least make a sentence comprehendible then I would definitely be insulted.

Sunlover

Well yes it is. Despite being the most insensitive nation on Earth they are surprisingly touchy when the shoe is on the other foot.

Florida_03

Well come on let it rip...a little less conversation, a little more action please.

I promise not to cry...not in public anyway.

chippy

A sad case. Any right minded person can be insulted. I will attempt an on-line diagnosis of your affliction.

You come from a place where the term 'academic' is regularly used as a term of abuse (although you're not insulted by it), and you ignorance on all matters has given rise to a hermetic constitution.
Your delusional condition has left you trapped in the realms of fantasy where a false sense of aloofness has rendered your senses impermeable to all mannar of insults, all of which would be fully justified.

I suggest electric shock treatment (10 000 volts), followed by a frontal lobotomy (if you have'nt had one already).

Kendoddsdadsdog

In my experience the one that is guarenteed to insult most 'white' Australians is to tell them that the only true
Australians are the Aboriginals.

Likewise when Americans tell you they have a big problem with illegal immigrants - too true I say - ask the Native American Indians.

PeteY

Tell em that thier banks are crap and you hate the way they say "aquatic".

Works on the wife anyway!

Florida_03

OK...now what?

chippy

Well, I take it you have followed my advice and indulged your own self pity with aforementioned correctional treatments.

Your continued posts shall now be monitored by myself, with an expected increase in:

1. Legibility
2. Relevance
3. Wit
4. Reasoning
5. Insight
6. Intellect
7. Enlightenment
8. Wisdom
9. Learnedness
10. Truth

Other than that I will expect no change in your condition.

P.S This invaluable advice is FOC.