IM BRITISH GET ME OUT OF HERE
Jul 6th 2007, 1:23 pm
#91
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Re: IM BRITISH GET ME OUT OF HERE
surely means he could get a 'bunk up' or two.....would certainly iron out the kinks from spending so much time in the driver's seat!
I only said I was not bad looking (in my opinion). I didn't say I was attractive. Attraction goes a lot deeper than physical appearance. Eva Braun thought Hitler was attractive. For Gods sake, look at the geezer. If your going to dominate mankind then at least get down to a plastic surgeon for crying out loud. I mean look at what the hero turned out to look like. Churchill. What a stud ! But check out his boat man. And what about his flatulence. Sorry mate. Real life isn't like the movies.
Anyway, I haven't got any kinks in my drivers seat. I sleep in the back man, fully stretched out.
Jul 6th 2007, 1:26 pm
#92
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Re: IM BRITISH GET ME OUT OF HERE
Why don't you just tell me where the game is. I'll drive my house there. (Keep it hot though. Two poached eggs, bacon, sausage, hash browns, and some of those little Ozzie crumpet things, pinklets ?)
Jul 6th 2007, 1:29 pm
#93
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Re: IM BRITISH GET ME OUT OF HERE
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder busterboy, and northernbird.
I only said I was not bad looking (in my opinion). I didn't say I was attractive. Attraction goes a lot deeper than physical appearance. Eva Braun thought Hitler was attractive. For Gods sake, look at the geezer. If your going to dominate mankind then at least get down to a plastic surgeon for crying out loud. I mean look at what the hero turned out to look like. Churchill. What a stud ! But check out his boat man. And what about his flatulence. Sorry mate. Real life isn't like the movies.
Anyway, I haven't got any kinks in my drivers seat. I sleep in the back man, fully stretched out.
I only said I was not bad looking (in my opinion). I didn't say I was attractive. Attraction goes a lot deeper than physical appearance. Eva Braun thought Hitler was attractive. For Gods sake, look at the geezer. If your going to dominate mankind then at least get down to a plastic surgeon for crying out loud. I mean look at what the hero turned out to look like. Churchill. What a stud ! But check out his boat man. And what about his flatulence. Sorry mate. Real life isn't like the movies.
Anyway, I haven't got any kinks in my drivers seat. I sleep in the back man, fully stretched out.
Diversonary tactics..
Anyway, what did Churchill have a boat man for?
And Buster wasnt referring to the SEAT
Jul 6th 2007, 1:30 pm
#94
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Re: IM BRITISH GET ME OUT OF HERE
Where can I get a tripod this time of night ? My dad used to eat tripe and onions aswell. That sort of rimes with tripod.
Jul 6th 2007, 1:34 pm
#95
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Re: IM BRITISH GET ME OUT OF HERE
We need to find you a home...and soon!
Jul 6th 2007, 1:52 pm
#96
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Re: IM BRITISH GET ME OUT OF HERE
Anyway, one day, when England stood alone against the mightiest foe the world had ever encountered, Churchill had to fly to the United States in what was then a last ditch dplomatic attempt to persuade the Yanks that England needed weapons to save the world from tyranny and total domination. As usual, the Yanks had to 'cut a deal' and put the UK in debt for over fifty years. The world was in jeopardy but the Yanks had to...'cut a deal'.
Churchill was incensed by the American stance, but didn't let them see his anger or displeasure. Whilst on the ferry, commissioned to take Churchill to the airport in New York, Higgins was dutifully holding the top of Churchills arm to steady him in his blindness, caused by the blindfold to distract Churchill from seeing the water. As they were disembarking from the ferry, the blindfolded Churchill lost his temper and began flailing his arms in anger at the American decision. Unbeknown to him, the bosan of the ferry, James Horseman, was holding a vile of acid used to ease the dropping of the anchor into the port waters. The vile of acid flew out of his hand straight into the face of Higgins, frying his facial features.
Higgins was difigured for life and became a haunting spector of his former self. He became uglier than Churchill. Hence, look at his boat man.
Jul 6th 2007, 2:00 pm
#97
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Re: IM BRITISH GET ME OUT OF HERE
Churchill was actually afraid of water, so he employed a boat man called Terence Higgins. Every time Churchill needed to travel by sea on urgent business, Higgins would blindfold him at the location where Churchill was, be it Chartwell or Parliament, or the War Office, and hold the top of his arm to steady him.
Anyway, one day, when England stood alone against the mightiest foe the world had ever encountered, Churchill had to fly to the United States in what was then a last ditch dplomatic attempt to persuade the Yanks that England needed weapons to save the world from tyranny and total domination. As usual, the Yanks had to 'cut a deal' and put the UK in debt for over fifty years. The world was in jeopardy but the Yanks had to...'cut a deal'.
Churchill was incensed by the American stance, but didn't let them see his anger or displeasure. Whilst on the ferry, commissioned to take Churchill to the airport in New York, Higgins was dutifully holding the top of Churchills arm to steady him in his blindness, caused by the blindfold to distract Churchill from seeing the water. As they were disembarking from the ferry, the blindfolded Churchill lost his temper and began flailing his arms in anger at the American decision. Unbeknown to him, the bosan of the ferry, James Horseman, was holding a vile of acid used to ease the dropping of the anchor into the port waters. The vile of acid flew out of his hand straight into the face of Higgins, frying his facial features.
Higgins was difigured for life and became a haunting spector of his former self. He became uglier than Churchill. Hence, look at his boat man.
Anyway, one day, when England stood alone against the mightiest foe the world had ever encountered, Churchill had to fly to the United States in what was then a last ditch dplomatic attempt to persuade the Yanks that England needed weapons to save the world from tyranny and total domination. As usual, the Yanks had to 'cut a deal' and put the UK in debt for over fifty years. The world was in jeopardy but the Yanks had to...'cut a deal'.
Churchill was incensed by the American stance, but didn't let them see his anger or displeasure. Whilst on the ferry, commissioned to take Churchill to the airport in New York, Higgins was dutifully holding the top of Churchills arm to steady him in his blindness, caused by the blindfold to distract Churchill from seeing the water. As they were disembarking from the ferry, the blindfolded Churchill lost his temper and began flailing his arms in anger at the American decision. Unbeknown to him, the bosan of the ferry, James Horseman, was holding a vile of acid used to ease the dropping of the anchor into the port waters. The vile of acid flew out of his hand straight into the face of Higgins, frying his facial features.
Higgins was difigured for life and became a haunting spector of his former self. He became uglier than Churchill. Hence, look at his boat man.
I bet you are sitting there tanning your hide in your Chesterfield wingchair, roasting nicely against the open fire and quaffing a warm glass of sherry guffawing as you type!
Jul 6th 2007, 2:01 pm
#98
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Re: IM BRITISH GET ME OUT OF HERE
Churchill was actually afraid of water, so he employed a boat man called Terence Higgins. Every time Churchill needed to travel by sea on urgent business, Higgins would blindfold him at the location where Churchill was, be it Chartwell or Parliament, or the War Office, and hold the top of his arm to steady him.
Anyway, one day, when England stood alone against the mightiest foe the world had ever encountered, Churchill had to fly to the United States in what was then a last ditch dplomatic attempt to persuade the Yanks that England needed weapons to save the world from tyranny and total domination. As usual, the Yanks had to 'cut a deal' and put the UK in debt for over fifty years. The world was in jeopardy but the Yanks had to...'cut a deal'.
Churchill was incensed by the American stance, but didn't let them see his anger or displeasure. Whilst on the ferry, commissioned to take Churchill to the airport in New York, Higgins was dutifully holding the top of Churchills arm to steady him in his blindness, caused by the blindfold to distract Churchill from seeing the water. As they were disembarking from the ferry, the blindfolded Churchill lost his temper and began flailing his arms in anger at the American decision. Unbeknown to him, the bosan of the ferry, James Horseman, was holding a vile of acid used to ease the dropping of the anchor into the port waters. The vile of acid flew out of his hand straight into the face of Higgins, frying his facial features.
Higgins was difigured for life and became a haunting spector of his former self. He became uglier than Churchill. Hence, look at his boat man.
Anyway, one day, when England stood alone against the mightiest foe the world had ever encountered, Churchill had to fly to the United States in what was then a last ditch dplomatic attempt to persuade the Yanks that England needed weapons to save the world from tyranny and total domination. As usual, the Yanks had to 'cut a deal' and put the UK in debt for over fifty years. The world was in jeopardy but the Yanks had to...'cut a deal'.
Churchill was incensed by the American stance, but didn't let them see his anger or displeasure. Whilst on the ferry, commissioned to take Churchill to the airport in New York, Higgins was dutifully holding the top of Churchills arm to steady him in his blindness, caused by the blindfold to distract Churchill from seeing the water. As they were disembarking from the ferry, the blindfolded Churchill lost his temper and began flailing his arms in anger at the American decision. Unbeknown to him, the bosan of the ferry, James Horseman, was holding a vile of acid used to ease the dropping of the anchor into the port waters. The vile of acid flew out of his hand straight into the face of Higgins, frying his facial features.
Higgins was difigured for life and became a haunting spector of his former self. He became uglier than Churchill. Hence, look at his boat man.
Jul 6th 2007, 2:04 pm
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Jul 6th 2007, 2:23 pm
#100
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Re: IM BRITISH GET ME OUT OF HERE
Actually, my dear busterboy, I wish I was tanning my tight little hidey in a freaking Chesterfield by a roaring funking open fire, smoking a bone that would make a Brontasauras feel inadequate, and quaffing bottle after bottle of cold Grolsch that would make a really cold river that flows really fast, feel like a stream in the woods in an unknown part of England. In actual fact, I am condemed to drink this coopers gear, bottle after bottle after bottle, and then recover, and drive my 'house' to another part of Australia.
I'm off kidder. This is the end. Funk Perth ! It's boring anyway, suberb after suberb. Does anyone have sex here or what ? Bollocks to it !
I'm off to Darwin man, gonna piss some crocs off, get some sun, check out a spider or two, look at some snakes, shoot a wild pig, ring my mum, you know the score. Take care everybody, this is the end for me. I hope you all enjoy the deserts and the plains. The trees can be quite interesting too. And the shrubbery. And the various grasses that appear only in winter.
Goodbye, I'm off for ever. Take care.
I'm off kidder. This is the end. Funk Perth ! It's boring anyway, suberb after suberb. Does anyone have sex here or what ? Bollocks to it !
I'm off to Darwin man, gonna piss some crocs off, get some sun, check out a spider or two, look at some snakes, shoot a wild pig, ring my mum, you know the score. Take care everybody, this is the end for me. I hope you all enjoy the deserts and the plains. The trees can be quite interesting too. And the shrubbery. And the various grasses that appear only in winter.
Goodbye, I'm off for ever. Take care.
Jul 6th 2007, 2:28 pm
#101
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Re: IM BRITISH GET ME OUT OF HERE
I hope you get to read this before you disappear matey, look at how your karma has increased in the last day
I always think it is sad when people have to attack you or ridicule you because you have different thoughts and beliefs to them.
I always think it is sad when people have to attack you or ridicule you because you have different thoughts and beliefs to them.
Jul 6th 2007, 2:34 pm
#102
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Re: IM BRITISH GET ME OUT OF HERE
Oh, now look what you dreadful people have done. The poor boy has gone away, all upset! Hope you're pleased with yourselves.
Jul 6th 2007, 3:07 pm
#103
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Re: IM BRITISH GET ME OUT OF HERE
Fleaflyfloflum still hasn't told me what her physical appearance is like.
Are you fat or what ? Come on woman, you asked me a personal question, now i'm asking you.
Busterboy....I'm coming after you.