debreeve

oh please don't even go there !! i have mother in law & father coming in less than 4 weeks , staying for a month & Kev can only get 2 weeks hol he is still a week in dept as had so many visitors. i have only spent the odd day with in-laws since Kev & i have been married [20 yrs end of month ] & really worried ,two women in the kitchen , & they so used to the 2 meat & veg every nite well sod that , but i must really really try hard to get along for Kev's sake .
as it gets worse - last Nov my mother came out for 8 weeks but went home after 12 days , yes u did hear right 12 days , haven't spoken since , long story but we alway had a dodgy relationship , have felt pretty bad of late but wont take all the blame so sent a short letter & pics of the boys & on Fri got a reply so maybe we can start again .
at least its good to know that some of us are in same position about the in-laws , " my god I'm going to be one some day "!!!!!!!!! if the boys ever leave home .
debs x

ROBnCAZ

You guys think you've got it bad?......

Have spent the last 5 years living in an annexe on the side of the in-laws house!

Have succesfully managed to only 'see' the MIL a handful of times during this period........

SAS have nothing on me these days - have perfected my 'stealth' crawl under the kitchen window and am rather accomplished at tippy toeing about!

tiredwithtwins

bluddy nora........i have just spent 7 days in a caravan with my mother and 3 kids..........just about managed not to throttle her, how the hell do you manage after a couple of months!!!??????

nice to see you back timber.......

sue

steandleigh

Guffawing at this thread, as we have just escaped!!! Had M-I-L for 2 months (she came out with us, when we migrated, for 2 months too - so thats 4 months out of 10!!!! :scared: :scared: :scared: ) More than enough.

She thinks (bless her) that she's coming out at end of Nov for another 2 months....guess what...after this last time, she's got no chance and ste has to break the happy news to her - she's his mum, not mine.

Good luck mate!!!

soapy©

he cant eat the MIL

Professional Princess

Tell her you have developed severe incontinence of both faeces and urine and are prone to defaecating and wetting yourself at inconvenient times such as family meal times.

Tell her you have an eating disorder and have a liking for eating older womens panties especially when they are on the person, it doesnt matter if your male or female, you like to crunch the gusset.

Tell her you have a disorder that makes you swear and become childlike in public and the more shame you can bring on the family the better.

Go into her room and crap on the floor then proudly weigh and measure the said turd and say 'Look at the size of that, its your turn now'.

Bury some salmon in her mattress and turn on the heating and then tell her that she has a problem with her vagina and is it normal to have that 'fishy smell?'.

Start having farting contests and make sure you make yours the worst by consuming gas inducing foods such as cabbage.

Fart like you have a diseased bowel and close the windows. Fart in her room or fart on her head/mouth.

Pretend you have found a huge vibrator in her room and say 'Jesus your minge must be big to accommodate that'.

And finally, tell your local mental health expert that MIL has been 'hearing voices' in her head and get her sectioned.

DollyDaydream

Why? With a nice chianti and some flava beans....she'll taste a treat!!!

D D

soapy©

aye but everytime he burped he would taste her again or worse, hear her
if it was me i would just walk about the house farting. they would get sick of me first and leave
just had a thought, can u imagine if TFA did eat her and had a follow through. looked behind and found her leg sticking oot his arse

seang

smoother her ...... in love ..... ahhhhhhhhhhh

jesus I need to toughen up

possoms

You've been watching too many tales of the unexpected

Take her swimming in a shark infested area, they will get rid of the evidence for you