Originally Posted by Professional Princess

I know, I did read the whole post :D

Originally Posted by Professional Princess

Yes I did.

But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.

I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.

I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.


We could have for instance:

Pink - that means Jonny boy Howard isnt at all sure about you but if you bribe him with a few beers, you might just get in.

Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.

Purple - Give up now, your agent has only put you through because he feels sorry for you.

Orange - Wicked, you're in, you will be the dogs bollox when it comes to helping Australia and its economy.

Stripey - We are not quite sure of you, but will give you a few months to prove yourself.

Red and black with lacey trim - You naughty girl, of course you are welcome, if not for the porn industry.

(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!) :D

Originally Posted by walla1

When you were accepted, what category did you get taken under?

I bet it had 'Wow, King Dong, lets let him him' on the envelope.

Mine will have 'Phwoarrr, look at the size of those love puppies on that'.

Everyones envelope shall have a personal message. :D

Originally Posted by Professional Princess

I think when I get my envelope, it will be a letter of punishment for all the rude stories I have written.

It will be a musical card that plays a dirty laugh when opened.

Or you could open the card and it will say 'You're in' or it could say 'Sod off you ugly bitch'.

Originally Posted by Professional Princess

Yes I did.

But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.

I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.

I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.


We could have for instance:

Pink - that means Jonny boy Howard isnt at all sure about you but if you bribe him with a few beers, you might just get in.

Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.

Purple - Give up now, your agent has only put you through because he feels sorry for you.

Orange - Wicked, you're in, you will be the dogs bollox when it comes to helping Australia and its economy.

Stripey - We are not quite sure of you, but will give you a few months to prove yourself.

Red and black with lacey trim - You naughty girl, of course you are welcome, if not for the porn industry.

(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!) :D

Originally Posted by Professional Princess

Yes I did.

But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.

I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.

I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.


We could have for instance:

Pink - that means Jonny boy Howard isnt at all sure about you but if you bribe him with a few beers, you might just get in.

Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.

Purple - Give up now, your agent has only put you through because he feels sorry for you.

Orange - Wicked, you're in, you will be the dogs bollox when it comes to helping Australia and its economy.

Stripey - We are not quite sure of you, but will give you a few months to prove yourself.

Red and black with lacey trim - You naughty girl, of course you are welcome, if not for the porn industry.

(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!) :D

Originally Posted by Professional Princess

Yes I did.

But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.

I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.

I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.


We could have for instance:


Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.


(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!) :D

Originally Posted by redlion

Oi!!!!! :mad: whats wrong with ginger hair :scared: :D