I got the yellow envelope!
Jun 2nd 2005, 10:53 am
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I got the yellow envelope!
Yes I did.
But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.
I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.
I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.
We could have for instance:
Pink - that means Jonny boy Howard isnt at all sure about you but if you bribe him with a few beers, you might just get in.
Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.
Purple - Give up now, your agent has only put you through because he feels sorry for you.
Orange - Wicked, you're in, you will be the dogs bollox when it comes to helping Australia and its economy.
Stripey - We are not quite sure of you, but will give you a few months to prove yourself.
Red and black with lacey trim - You naughty girl, of course you are welcome, if not for the porn industry.
(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!)
But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.
I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.
I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.
We could have for instance:
Pink - that means Jonny boy Howard isnt at all sure about you but if you bribe him with a few beers, you might just get in.
Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.
Purple - Give up now, your agent has only put you through because he feels sorry for you.
Orange - Wicked, you're in, you will be the dogs bollox when it comes to helping Australia and its economy.
Stripey - We are not quite sure of you, but will give you a few months to prove yourself.
Red and black with lacey trim - You naughty girl, of course you are welcome, if not for the porn industry.
(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!)
Jun 2nd 2005, 11:14 am
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.
We could have for instance:
Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.
We could have for instance:
Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.
Jun 2nd 2005, 11:14 am
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
PMSL!!
Got all excited though thinking you'd got your visa!!
Got all excited though thinking you'd got your visa!!
Jun 2nd 2005, 11:15 am
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Yes I did.
But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.
I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.
I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.
We could have for instance:
Pink - that means Jonny boy Howard isnt at all sure about you but if you bribe him with a few beers, you might just get in.
Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.
Purple - Give up now, your agent has only put you through because he feels sorry for you.
Orange - Wicked, you're in, you will be the dogs bollox when it comes to helping Australia and its economy.
Stripey - We are not quite sure of you, but will give you a few months to prove yourself.
Red and black with lacey trim - You naughty girl, of course you are welcome, if not for the porn industry.
(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!)
But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.
I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.
I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.
We could have for instance:
Pink - that means Jonny boy Howard isnt at all sure about you but if you bribe him with a few beers, you might just get in.
Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.
Purple - Give up now, your agent has only put you through because he feels sorry for you.
Orange - Wicked, you're in, you will be the dogs bollox when it comes to helping Australia and its economy.
Stripey - We are not quite sure of you, but will give you a few months to prove yourself.
Red and black with lacey trim - You naughty girl, of course you are welcome, if not for the porn industry.
(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!)
oh you made me giggle!!!
Love your cat! My 3 are all sleeping like angels....shame they weren't doing that at 8am today!
Jun 2nd 2005, 11:40 am
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Yes I did.
But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.
I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.
I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.
We could have for instance:
Pink - that means Jonny boy Howard isnt at all sure about you but if you bribe him with a few beers, you might just get in.
Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.
Purple - Give up now, your agent has only put you through because he feels sorry for you.
Orange - Wicked, you're in, you will be the dogs bollox when it comes to helping Australia and its economy.
Stripey - We are not quite sure of you, but will give you a few months to prove yourself.
Red and black with lacey trim - You naughty girl, of course you are welcome, if not for the porn industry.
(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!)
But it wasnt the anything to do with Australia, it was junk mail.
I pretended it was from DIMIA all the same.
I think they should change the colour of the envelopes to confuse people.
We could have for instance:
Pink - that means Jonny boy Howard isnt at all sure about you but if you bribe him with a few beers, you might just get in.
Green - no chance, you're fat, you smell and you have ginger hair. No blueys here thank you.
Purple - Give up now, your agent has only put you through because he feels sorry for you.
Orange - Wicked, you're in, you will be the dogs bollox when it comes to helping Australia and its economy.
Stripey - We are not quite sure of you, but will give you a few months to prove yourself.
Red and black with lacey trim - You naughty girl, of course you are welcome, if not for the porn industry.
(only joking! - one of those days - you know what its like!)
Jun 2nd 2005, 11:47 am
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
You bugger, Sam - thought you had heard something good then.....
Think DIMIA envelopes should play 'Advance Australia Fair' when you open them..
I've had a couple of letters exactly the same colour as DIMIA use - got soooo excited - thought they had granted my PR - the contents might as well have said.......nah, nah - you'll have to wait a bit longer..
Think DIMIA envelopes should play 'Advance Australia Fair' when you open them..
I've had a couple of letters exactly the same colour as DIMIA use - got soooo excited - thought they had granted my PR - the contents might as well have said.......nah, nah - you'll have to wait a bit longer..
Jun 2nd 2005, 11:52 am
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
We could have one with 'Oi big tits, you aint getting in' stamped on the front.
Or even 'You're only in if you are hung like a donkey'
I had to start this thread as Im in need of self amusement.
Or even 'You're only in if you are hung like a donkey'
I had to start this thread as Im in need of self amusement.
Jun 2nd 2005, 11:55 am
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
We could have one with 'Oi big tits, you aint getting in' stamped on the front.
Jun 2nd 2005, 12:05 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
We could have one with 'Oi big tits, you aint getting in' stamped on the front.
Or even 'You're only in if you are hung like a donkey'
I had to start this thread as Im in need of self amusement.
Or even 'You're only in if you are hung like a donkey'
I had to start this thread as Im in need of self amusement.
If so I'll book my flights
Jun 2nd 2005, 12:41 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
Originally Posted by kevinbloomfield
What about hung like a elephant?
If so I'll book my flights
If so I'll book my flights
Yeah, right!
Jun 2nd 2005, 12:44 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
Originally Posted by bridiej
Yeah, right!
Jun 2nd 2005, 12:47 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
This made me laugh, and I really needed to this morning. 
Karma for you!
Karma for you!
Jun 2nd 2005, 1:01 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
[QUOTE=Professional Princess]Yes I did.
congratulations, great feeling isn't it, have one on me
congratulations, great feeling isn't it, have one on me
Jun 2nd 2005, 1:24 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
[QUOTE=walla1]
Walla babes, I shall look forward to the feeling when it happens.
It was a wishful thinking post.
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Yes I did.
congratulations, great feeling isn't it, have one on me
congratulations, great feeling isn't it, have one on me
Walla babes, I shall look forward to the feeling when it happens.
It was a wishful thinking post.
Jun 2nd 2005, 1:30 pm
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Re: I got the yellow envelope!
[QUOTE=Professional Princess]
Walla babes, I shall look forward to the feeling when it happens.
It was a wishful thinking post.
I know, I did read the whole post
Originally Posted by walla1
Walla babes, I shall look forward to the feeling when it happens.
It was a wishful thinking post.