Help with Brisbane suburbs?
Sep 12th 2008, 1:21 am
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Help with Brisbane suburbs?
A pocket sized guide to Brisbane suburbs for the uninitiated. Comes with pictures but can't be arsed so use your imagination.
"Ascot Barbie"
This princess Barbie is sold only at Eagle farm racetrack. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, and a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a designer kitchen. Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
“Wilston Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Explorer and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
"Woodridge Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Ford Rodeo with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ...unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.
"Hamilton Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own cappuccino cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
“Caboolture Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Jeans West jeans two sizes too small, a similar sized t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a carton of blonde fullstrength beer and a Jimmy Barnes CD set, as well as lots of boof boof
Music. She can spit over 2½ metres and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt from midland to Boya, when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a Bad Girl sticker absolutely free.
"New Farm Barbie"
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Valium prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.
"Logan Barbie"
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Barbie's Butler house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Mobile home also available.
"Westend Barbie"
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Bacardi Breezers and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
"Ipswich Barbie"
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a Medicare Card and Centrelink bus pass. Ex-crim Ken and his 1979 Commodore wagon were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
"Wellington Point Barbie"
She's perfect in every way. We don't know where Ken is because he's always out fishing.
"Fortitude Valley Barbie/Ken"
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on body parts.
"Ascot Barbie"
This princess Barbie is sold only at Eagle farm racetrack. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, and a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a designer kitchen. Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
“Wilston Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Explorer and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
"Woodridge Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Ford Rodeo with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ...unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.
"Hamilton Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own cappuccino cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
“Caboolture Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Jeans West jeans two sizes too small, a similar sized t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a carton of blonde fullstrength beer and a Jimmy Barnes CD set, as well as lots of boof boof
Music. She can spit over 2½ metres and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt from midland to Boya, when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a Bad Girl sticker absolutely free.
"New Farm Barbie"
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Valium prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.
"Logan Barbie"
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Barbie's Butler house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Mobile home also available.
"Westend Barbie"
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Bacardi Breezers and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
"Ipswich Barbie"
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a Medicare Card and Centrelink bus pass. Ex-crim Ken and his 1979 Commodore wagon were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
"Wellington Point Barbie"
She's perfect in every way. We don't know where Ken is because he's always out fishing.
"Fortitude Valley Barbie/Ken"
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on body parts.
Sep 12th 2008, 7:14 am
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Re: Help with Brisbane suburbs?
A pocket sized guide to Brisbane suburbs for the uninitiated. Comes with pictures but can't be arsed so use your imagination.
"Ascot Barbie"
This princess Barbie is sold only at Eagle farm racetrack. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, and a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a designer kitchen. Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
“Wilston Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Explorer and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
"Woodridge Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Ford Rodeo with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ...unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.
"Hamilton Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own cappuccino cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
“Caboolture Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Jeans West jeans two sizes too small, a similar sized t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a carton of blonde fullstrength beer and a Jimmy Barnes CD set, as well as lots of boof boof
Music. She can spit over 2½ metres and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt from midland to Boya, when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a Bad Girl sticker absolutely free.
"New Farm Barbie"
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Valium prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.
"Logan Barbie"
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Barbie's Butler house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Mobile home also available.
"Westend Barbie"
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Bacardi Breezers and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
"Ipswich Barbie"
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a Medicare Card and Centrelink bus pass. Ex-crim Ken and his 1979 Commodore wagon were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
"Wellington Point Barbie"
She's perfect in every way. We don't know where Ken is because he's always out fishing.
"Fortitude Valley Barbie/Ken"
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on body parts.
"Ascot Barbie"
This princess Barbie is sold only at Eagle farm racetrack. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, and a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a designer kitchen. Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
“Wilston Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Explorer and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
"Woodridge Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Ford Rodeo with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ...unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.
"Hamilton Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own cappuccino cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
“Caboolture Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Jeans West jeans two sizes too small, a similar sized t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a carton of blonde fullstrength beer and a Jimmy Barnes CD set, as well as lots of boof boof
Music. She can spit over 2½ metres and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt from midland to Boya, when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a Bad Girl sticker absolutely free.
"New Farm Barbie"
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Valium prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.
"Logan Barbie"
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Barbie's Butler house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Mobile home also available.
"Westend Barbie"
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Bacardi Breezers and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
"Ipswich Barbie"
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a Medicare Card and Centrelink bus pass. Ex-crim Ken and his 1979 Commodore wagon were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
"Wellington Point Barbie"
She's perfect in every way. We don't know where Ken is because he's always out fishing.
"Fortitude Valley Barbie/Ken"
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on body parts.
You Forgot one:-
"Bayside Barbie"
Self obsessed, probably English doll, makes continuous ill informed jokes on all suburbs that are not near too the murky waters of Moreton bay. Has no doubt never ventured outside of the magical poms paradise to see any of the said suburbs anyway, how could she, the traffic over there is impossible and she can't walk with her head shoved firmly up her plastic arse anyway.
Sep 12th 2008, 8:50 am
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Re: Help with Brisbane suburbs?
You Forgot one:-
"Bayside Barbie"
Self obsessed, probably English doll, makes continuous ill informed jokes on all suburbs that are not near too the murky waters of Moreton bay. Has no doubt never ventured outside of the magical poms paradise to see any of the said suburbs anyway, how could she, the traffic over there is impossible and she can't walk with her head shoved firmly up her plastic arse anyway.
"Bayside Barbie"
Self obsessed, probably English doll, makes continuous ill informed jokes on all suburbs that are not near too the murky waters of Moreton bay. Has no doubt never ventured outside of the magical poms paradise to see any of the said suburbs anyway, how could she, the traffic over there is impossible and she can't walk with her head shoved firmly up her plastic arse anyway.
yeah, bayside didn't do it for us either...maybe when retired (again, maybe not...)
Sep 12th 2008, 9:34 am
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Re: Help with Brisbane suburbs?
“Caboolture Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Jeans West jeans two sizes too small, a similar sized t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a carton of blonde fullstrength beer and a Jimmy Barnes CD set, as well as lots of boof boof
Music. She can spit over 2½ metres and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt from midland to Boya, when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a Bad Girl sticker absolutely free.
Sep 12th 2008, 10:08 am
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Re: Help with Brisbane suburbs?
Sep 13th 2008, 2:34 pm
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Ok this isn't so bad
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Location: Dundee (Scotland) now Bayside Brisbane
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Re: Help with Brisbane suburbs?
You Forgot one:-
"Bayside Barbie"
Self obsessed, probably English doll, makes continuous ill informed jokes on all suburbs that are not near too the murky waters of Moreton bay. Has no doubt never ventured outside of the magical poms paradise to see any of the said suburbs anyway, how could she, the traffic over there is impossible and she can't walk with her head shoved firmly up her plastic arse anyway.
"Bayside Barbie"
Self obsessed, probably English doll, makes continuous ill informed jokes on all suburbs that are not near too the murky waters of Moreton bay. Has no doubt never ventured outside of the magical poms paradise to see any of the said suburbs anyway, how could she, the traffic over there is impossible and she can't walk with her head shoved firmly up her plastic arse anyway.
Cheers
Ginny
Sep 13th 2008, 11:52 pm
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Re: Help with Brisbane suburbs?
Sep 15th 2008, 9:45 am
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Ok this isn't so bad
Joined: Aug 2005
Location: Dundee (Scotland) now Bayside Brisbane
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Re: Help with Brisbane suburbs?
Still hanging around Wellie Point. Was thinking of you all and wondering how you were getting on. Say hi to everyone and will catch up one day.Cheers
Ginny
