Heheheheh!
Oct 21st 2005, 9:39 am
#1
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Heheheheh!
Ther are 5 stages of sex:
1. Smurf sex.
When you first meet & shag till you're blue in the face!
2. Kitchen sex.
When you've been together only a short while, you'll shag anywhere in the house.
3. Bedroom sex.
Sex is routine & you'll only shag in bed on a very occasional night.
4. Hallway sex.
You pass in the hall and both say ' ***** you'.
5. Courtroom sex
Wife takes you to court & screws you in front of 20 strangers!
What stage are you at??
1. Smurf sex.
When you first meet & shag till you're blue in the face!
2. Kitchen sex.
When you've been together only a short while, you'll shag anywhere in the house.
3. Bedroom sex.
Sex is routine & you'll only shag in bed on a very occasional night.
4. Hallway sex.
You pass in the hall and both say ' ***** you'.
5. Courtroom sex
Wife takes you to court & screws you in front of 20 strangers!
What stage are you at??
Oct 21st 2005, 10:01 am
#2
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 8,147
Re: Heheheheh!
Originally Posted by rima+kids
Ther are 5 stages of sex:
1. Smurf sex.
When you first meet & shag till you're blue in the face!
2. Kitchen sex.
When you've been together only a short while, you'll shag anywhere in the house.
3. Bedroom sex.
Sex is routine & you'll only shag in bed on a very occasional night.
4. Hallway sex.
You pass in the hall and both say ' ***** you'.
5. Courtroom sex
Wife takes you to court & screws you in front of 20 strangers!
What stage are you at??
1. Smurf sex.
When you first meet & shag till you're blue in the face!
2. Kitchen sex.
When you've been together only a short while, you'll shag anywhere in the house.
3. Bedroom sex.
Sex is routine & you'll only shag in bed on a very occasional night.
4. Hallway sex.
You pass in the hall and both say ' ***** you'.
5. Courtroom sex
Wife takes you to court & screws you in front of 20 strangers!
What stage are you at??
lmao!!!
3.
Oct 21st 2005, 11:03 am
#3
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 5,940
Re: Heheheheh!
Originally Posted by rima+kids
Ther are 5 stages of sex:
1. Smurf sex.
When you first meet & shag till you're blue in the face!
2. Kitchen sex.
When you've been together only a short while, you'll shag anywhere in the house.
3. Bedroom sex.
Sex is routine & you'll only shag in bed on a very occasional night.
4. Hallway sex.
You pass in the hall and both say ' ***** you'.
5. Courtroom sex
Wife takes you to court & screws you in front of 20 strangers!
What stage are you at??
1. Smurf sex.
When you first meet & shag till you're blue in the face!
2. Kitchen sex.
When you've been together only a short while, you'll shag anywhere in the house.
3. Bedroom sex.
Sex is routine & you'll only shag in bed on a very occasional night.
4. Hallway sex.
You pass in the hall and both say ' ***** you'.
5. Courtroom sex
Wife takes you to court & screws you in front of 20 strangers!
What stage are you at??
Oct 21st 2005, 11:10 am
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Joined: Aug 2004
Location: Berkshire, UK
Posts: 4,260
Re: Heheheheh!
Originally Posted by rossifumi
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