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Heheheheh!
Ther are 5 stages of sex:
1. Smurf sex. When you first meet & shag till you're blue in the face! 2. Kitchen sex. When you've been together only a short while, you'll shag anywhere in the house. 3. Bedroom sex. Sex is routine & you'll only shag in bed on a very occasional night. 4. Hallway sex. You pass in the hall and both say ' ***** you'. 5. Courtroom sex Wife takes you to court & screws you in front of 20 strangers! What stage are you at?? ;) |
Re: Heheheheh!
Originally Posted by rima+kids
Ther are 5 stages of sex:
1. Smurf sex. When you first meet & shag till you're blue in the face! 2. Kitchen sex. When you've been together only a short while, you'll shag anywhere in the house. 3. Bedroom sex. Sex is routine & you'll only shag in bed on a very occasional night. 4. Hallway sex. You pass in the hall and both say ' ***** you'. 5. Courtroom sex Wife takes you to court & screws you in front of 20 strangers! What stage are you at?? ;) lmao!!! 3. :o |
Re: Heheheheh!
Originally Posted by rima+kids
Ther are 5 stages of sex:
1. Smurf sex. When you first meet & shag till you're blue in the face! 2. Kitchen sex. When you've been together only a short while, you'll shag anywhere in the house. 3. Bedroom sex. Sex is routine & you'll only shag in bed on a very occasional night. 4. Hallway sex. You pass in the hall and both say ' ***** you'. 5. Courtroom sex Wife takes you to court & screws you in front of 20 strangers! What stage are you at?? ;) |
Re: Heheheheh!
Originally Posted by rossifumi
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