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Re: George Best
Originally Posted by lacey21
Bored bored bored
wish I was a sick bird like you luke (an ill-eagle) |
Re: George Best
I wasn't dissing, I was making a joke, oh I can't type I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored, waiting for my hubby to come home and speak to me. I am sick to the back teeth of chatting about yu-gi-oh
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Re: George Best
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
LOL, well say something funny and interesting, tis 830am and I havent even got the morning papers I need some stimulation to wake me up
We are still open!!!! I know scraping the bottom of the barrel ;) ;) and good morning ;) |
Re: George Best
Originally Posted by lacey21
I wasn't dissing, I was making a joke
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Re: George Best
I know scraping the bottom of the barrel ;) ;) and good morning ;)[/QUOTE]
A Penguin walks in to a pub, the barman asks; can I help you, The Penguin replies, have you seen my Brother? Barman; dunno whats he look like? :D John |
Re: George Best
Originally Posted by jond
I know scraping the bottom of the barrel ;) ;) and good morning ;)
A Penguin walks in to a pub, the barman asks; can I help you, The Penguin replies, have you seen my Brother? Barman; dunno whats he look like? :D John[/QUOTE] I had a collection of coffee mugs in canada and seem to recall one with a big bunch of penguins on it with one in amongst them all shouting "I got to be me, I just got to be me" the other funny one was 2 reindeer chatting, one of them had a big target on his arse.......... the caption was "thats a bummer of a birthmark hal" |
Re: George Best
one of my favourite ones has to be...
2 Nuns riding on the bikes through the streets of Rome heading for the Vatican... One Nun says to the other "I havent come this way before!!" Other Nun replies "I know....its the cobblestones" ;) |
Re: George Best
Lol now I liked that one!!!
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Re: George Best
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
Now thats an oldie but poses the big question........
what would an athiest shout as she orgasms ? I dont have a clue but It wouldnt be "oh god" would it ? |
Re: George Best
Originally Posted by Hels
one of my favourite ones has to be...
2 Nuns riding on the bikes through the streets of Rome heading for the Vatican... One Nun says to the other "I havent come this way before!!" Other Nun replies "I know....its the cobblestones" ;) the pope was in the vatican and in a tiny room he was masturbating. Just as he was about to orgasm the door flies wide open and a freelance photographer bursts in and takes a ton of piccies of the pope and his member. pope begs photoman for the camera saying "I'll pay you what ever you want" "not a chance" says the cameraman, "Im gonna make a ton from these pics" pope offers $1000,000 and seeing it was a great deal cameraman hands the camera over to the pope. A few days later the pope was walking in the vatican with an arch biship, proudly sporting his new camera with its strap around his neck. "thats a lovely camera you have there pope, how much did that cost you ?" asks the arch biship. I paid $1000,000" with that the arch bishop gasps "oh good lord $1000,000 ? he must have seen you coming" |
Re: George Best
Originally Posted by moneypen20
I could tell you, but it would be giving out :D just a tad too much information about me ;)
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Re: George Best
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
LMAO
the pope was in the vatican and in a tiny room he was masturbating. Just as he was about to orgasm the door flies wide open and a freelance photographer bursts in and takes a ton of piccies of the pope and his member. pope begs photoman for the camera saying "I'll pay you what ever you want" "not a chance" says the cameraman, "Im gonna make a ton from these pics" pope offers $1000,000 and seeing it was a great deal cameraman hands the camera over to the pope. A few days later the pope was walking in the vatican with an arch biship, proudly sporting his new camera with its strap around his neck. "thats a lovely camera you have there pope, how much did that cost you ?" asks the arch biship. I paid $1000,000" with that the arch bishop gasps "oh good lord $1000,000 ? he must have seen you coming" LOL...like that one!! :D |
Re: George Best
Im off out into the great ozzie morning sun now so if anyone wants to say bad things about me, nows your chance ;)
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Re: George Best
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
Im off out into the great ozzie morning sun now so if anyone wants to say bad things about me, nows your chance ;)
Nah, will wait till ya come back....much prefer to do it when I get a quick response... :D ;) |
Re: George Best
Originally Posted by jond
I know scraping the bottom of the barrel ;) ;) and good morning ;)
A Penguin walks in to a pub, the barman asks; can I help you, The Penguin replies, have you seen my Brother? Barman; dunno whats he look like? :D John[/QUOTE] Like it ;) :D |
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