George Best
Nov 3rd 2005, 6:02 pm
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George Best
George bests doctor says to George "i've got some good news and some bad news"
George says "whats the bad news??"
Doctor "you have only got 1 hour to live"
" My god "he says "whats the good news"
doctor replies "ITS HAPPY HOUR"
George says "whats the bad news??"
Doctor "you have only got 1 hour to live"
" My god "he says "whats the good news"
doctor replies "ITS HAPPY HOUR"
Nov 3rd 2005, 6:33 pm
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Re: George Best
i like it
Nov 3rd 2005, 7:12 pm
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Nov 3rd 2005, 7:29 pm
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Re: George Best
Excellent!
Nov 3rd 2005, 7:47 pm
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Re: George Best
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Nov 3rd 2005, 7:49 pm
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Re: George Best
Originally Posted by bigjugs
George bests doctor says to George "i've got some good news and some bad news"
George says "whats the bad news??"
Doctor "you have only got 1 hour to live"
" My god "he says "whats the good news"
doctor replies "ITS HAPPY HOUR"
George says "whats the bad news??"
Doctor "you have only got 1 hour to live"
" My god "he says "whats the good news"
doctor replies "ITS HAPPY HOUR"
"gimme bad news first so good news might cheer me up"
"ok, weve gotta chop your legs off"
"good news is theres a fella on the next ward who wants to buy your slippers"
Nov 3rd 2005, 7:55 pm
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Re: George Best
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
doctor said "Ive got good and bad news, what ya want first"
"gimme bad news first so good news might cheer me up"
"ok, weve gotta chop your legs off"
"good news is theres a fella on the next ward who wants to buy your slippers"
"gimme bad news first so good news might cheer me up"
"ok, weve gotta chop your legs off"
"good news is theres a fella on the next ward who wants to buy your slippers"
Nov 3rd 2005, 7:59 pm
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Re: George Best
Originally Posted by bigjugs
My god!! in this case the old ones aren't the best
Nov 3rd 2005, 8:10 pm
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Re: George Best
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
sometimes the BEST doesnt get to be old
Teacher says to her class "Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
Pupil Replies "Feet miss""
"why"she replies
"cos i've seen my mum with her feet in the air shouting God i'm COMING"
Nov 3rd 2005, 8:13 pm
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Re: George Best
Originally Posted by bigjugs
LOL did you hear about the one!!!!!
Teacher says to her class "Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
Pupil Replies "Feet miss""
"why"she replies
"cos i've seen my mum with her feet in the air shouting God i'm COMING"
Teacher says to her class "Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
Pupil Replies "Feet miss""
"why"she replies
"cos i've seen my mum with her feet in the air shouting God i'm COMING"
what would an athiest shout as she orgasms ?
I dont have a clue but It wouldnt be "oh god" would it ?
Nov 3rd 2005, 8:20 pm
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Re: George Best
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
Now thats an oldie but poses the big question........
what would an athiest shout as she orgasms ?
I dont have a clue but It wouldnt be "oh god" would it ?
what would an athiest shout as she orgasms ?
I dont have a clue but It wouldnt be "oh god" would it ?
An in depth report has discovered asian bird flu attacks small cocks first.
Thought I'd tell you first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 3rd 2005, 8:23 pm
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Re: George Best
Originally Posted by bigjugs
LOL
An in depth report has discovered asian bird flu attacks small cocks first.
Thought I'd tell you first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An in depth report has discovered asian bird flu attacks small cocks first.
Thought I'd tell you first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 3rd 2005, 8:30 pm
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Bored!!!
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Nov 3rd 2005, 8:32 pm
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Re: George Best
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Bored!!!
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Nov 3rd 2005, 8:34 pm
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wish I was a sick bird like you luke
(an ill-eagle)
wish I was a sick bird like you luke
(an ill-eagle)