George Best
 

George bests doctor says to George "i've got some good news and some bad news"
George says "whats the bad news??"
Doctor "you have only got 1 hour to live"
" My god "he says "whats the good news"
doctor replies "ITS HAPPY HOUR" :D :D
:beer: :beer: :beer:

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i like it :D :D

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pmsl :D

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Excellent! :beer: :D :beer: :D

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Top dog!!! I mean the boxer we have a bulldog!! come on where are your jokes

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doctor said "Ive got good and bad news, what ya want first"

"gimme bad news first so good news might cheer me up"

"ok, weve gotta chop your legs off"

"good news is theres a fella on the next ward who wants to buy your slippers"

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My god!! in this case the old ones aren't the best ;)

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sometimes the BEST doesnt get to be old :beer: :beer: :beer:

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LOL did you hear about the one!!!!!

Teacher says to her class "Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

Pupil Replies "Feet miss""

"why"she replies

"cos i've seen my mum with her feet in the air shouting God i'm COMING" :D :D

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Now thats an oldie but poses the big question........

what would an athiest shout as she orgasms ?

I dont have a clue but It wouldnt be "oh god" would it ?

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LOL
An in depth report has discovered asian bird flu attacks small cocks first.
Thought I'd tell you first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

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I wondered what the itch was down there but I aint been with no asian birds ;)

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Bored!!!
Mmmmmm Bored bored bored

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LOL, well say something funny and interesting, tis 830am and I havent even got the morning papers I need some stimulation to wake me up

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Bored bored bored

wish I was a sick bird like you luke

(an ill-eagle)