Funny Names
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A friend of ours just popped round, shes a realtor in Park Ridge.
A new girl started there a month ago...
I swear this is true:
Her Name : May B Wong
A new girl started there a month ago...
I swear this is true:
Her Name : May B Wong
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Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
A friend of ours just popped round, shes a realtor in Park Ridge.
A new girl started there a month ago...
I swear this is true:
Her Name : May B Wong
A new girl started there a month ago...
I swear this is true:
Her Name : May B Wong
Worked with an American guy once, who insisted I call him Dick. Problem was his surname was Holder, so he wanted be known as Dick Holder.
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I couldn't do it, I always introduced him to people as Richard.
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i worked i carrefour dudley in the merry hill centre years ago .when the store opened we had a fish manager called Mr Pike and a butchery assistant manager called Mr Bullock!!
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Originally Posted by A dogs life
Worked with an American guy once, who insisted I call him Dick. Problem was his surname was Holder, so he wanted be known as Dick Holder.
I couldn't do it, I always introduced him to people as Richard.
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I couldn't do it, I always introduced him to people as Richard.
Pitty he wasn't called Richard Head.
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Wayne Kerr
N Joy
Sue Hedge
Parents should really think before they lumber their child with such names
N Joy
Sue Hedge
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Parents should really think before they lumber their child with such names
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Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
Her Name : May B Wong
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One of my mates used to work at the main sorting office in manchester and a 16 yr old girl was working with her but became pregnant and left on maternity leave. Throughout the pregnancy she talked to my friend about names she liked and how she particularly like oriental names such as Jade or China.....
Anyway, when she had the baby my friend called me (nearly choking with laughter BTW) to say she had named the baby "NOKIA"!
Anyway, when she had the baby my friend called me (nearly choking with laughter BTW) to say she had named the baby "NOKIA"!
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Originally Posted by Bix
Pitty he wasn't called Richard Head. ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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What were his parents thinking
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I used to work with a lovely man called Roger Wankling. I loved it when people complained and they asked the name of my manager! Also came across a guy who worked for the local authority in the midlands called Paul Mycock! and here in melbourne I signed in at a business and noticed that they guy before me was Mike Hunt and when I started laughing they didn't get it!!!!
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Daughter of a friend had a girl in her year with the unfortunate name of Jenna Taylor. Apparantly, she used to dread her name being called out in school assemblies. The whole school used to break up....
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In my hospital we have an anaesthetist called Dr Elcock and a surgeon called Mr Cool
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Where I used to work there was a lad in the warehouse called Gary Baldy.
What were his parents on
That name really takes the biscuit...
What were his parents on
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That name really takes the biscuit...
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I once got a call from a girl I knew (of course
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Obliging as usual I went over to the guy and diplomatically said "are you a Bastard ?".
Yes he was, but he turned out to be a good guy too
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Obliging as usual I went over to the guy and diplomatically said "are you a Bastard ?".
Yes he was, but he turned out to be a good guy too
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There was another young lad who joined us called Bate..........and yes we all called him Master.
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