A friend of ours just popped round, shes a realtor in Park Ridge.

A new girl started there a month ago...

I swear this is true:

Her Name : May B Wong

Worked with an American guy once, who insisted I call him Dick. Problem was his surname was Holder, so he wanted be known as Dick Holder.

I couldn't do it, I always introduced him to people as Richard.

Mike Hunt!?*!

i worked i carrefour dudley in the merry hill centre years ago .when the store opened we had a fish manager called Mr Pike and a butchery assistant manager called Mr Bullock!!

Pitty he wasn't called Richard Head.

Wayne Kerr
N Joy
Sue Hedge

Parents should really think before they lumber their child with such names

She needs to marry Mr Wright

One of my mates used to work at the main sorting office in manchester and a 16 yr old girl was working with her but became pregnant and left on maternity leave. Throughout the pregnancy she talked to my friend about names she liked and how she particularly like oriental names such as Jade or China.....

Anyway, when she had the baby my friend called me (nearly choking with laughter BTW) to say she had named the baby "NOKIA"!

I wasn't going to post this, cos nobody will believe it, but it IS true. I did used to work with another guy called Richard Cranian (which sound awfully like Richard Cranium i.e Dick Head).

What were his parents thinking . Its like that episode of the Simpsons when they are trying to come up with a name for their first child, and eventually settle on 'Bart' cos he won't get teased about that and it doesn't rhyme with anything embarrasing

I used to work with a lovely man called Roger Wankling. I loved it when people complained and they asked the name of my manager! Also came across a guy who worked for the local authority in the midlands called Paul Mycock! and here in melbourne I signed in at a business and noticed that they guy before me was Mike Hunt and when I started laughing they didn't get it!!!!

Daughter of a friend had a girl in her year with the unfortunate name of Jenna Taylor. Apparantly, she used to dread her name being called out in school assemblies. The whole school used to break up....

In my hospital we have an anaesthetist called Dr Elcock and a surgeon called Mr Cool

Where I used to work there was a lad in the warehouse called Gary Baldy.

What were his parents on

That name really takes the biscuit...

I once got a call from a girl I knew (of course ) in the personnel dept asking if I would check the name of a new employee who had started in my department.
Obliging as usual I went over to the guy and diplomatically said "are you a Bastard ?".
Yes he was, but he turned out to be a good guy too

There was another young lad who joined us called Bate..........and yes we all called him Master.