Hups eyes started to roll into the back of his head

The buxom booboo bounded onto the scene with her industrial can of jungle strength repellent. "Never fear HUP your unfeasbally large nipples will be saved".

As she set about spraying him liberally....

the nipples began to wobble and shrink!!!!! "What are you doing you crazy thing??? Those nipples cost a bomb!"

"Did someone say bomb?" a voice cried from below.

Suddenly super Meg flew from below and shouted

"no wurries maties, i'll save ur pommie wasses"

And he pulled his new Dick Smith light saber out and amputated the offending nips.

"My unfeasably large nipples!!!" cried Hup as he fell to his knees in agony.

"Eaagghh eaaahhg eahshhhs" Said Badgers (hes a wookie remember)

"Yes Badgers I know enough of this plotline has been expended upon my unfeasably large nipples" said Hup. "We must stop Darth Pommie and his evil sith Minions Count Wilf and Duke Mega"

With that the group climbed into thier (land?) cruiser and sped to the nearby forest moon of Goondiwindi.

Anyone care to insert any pictures for the story?

Your just after seeing my unfeasably large nips aint ya. Well shame on you

Unfortunately on the way it crashed into a tree bursting into flames and killing the lot of em.
Follow that you muppets!

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When Hev heard the news about her beloved, she was absolutely mortified. She had worked very hard to earn the money for those lovely nipps and was never one to be defeated. Taking the nippers (kids) with her, she hired a dusty old ute and headed for Gooliwindi.
The remains of the fabulous 3 were still smoking when she arrived. Hev was devastated and sat down on a nearyby log to weap. As she sat down, the log wobbled and coughed!?! Agh! It was not a log at all! It was the invincible Mega! Hev couldn't believe her eyes!!
Over the next 2 hours and a few stubbies, Mega explained how his body had shielded Hup and Badge, for he too had had the surgery for mega-anti-shock nipples.

So they all climbed from the wreckage and set about devising a cunning plan.....

to build the biggest 'ouse with the biggest pool in the world!!! Unfortunately, their cunning plan involved bulldozing most of Brisbane and the slaughter of millions of cute, furry things.

"NOT MY PUSSY" shrieked Ceri. Towering with rage she stormed forward seeking to wreak vengance on the immos

but it was too late. Mega had already made her favourite pussy into a handbag (using the clamp mentioned in a previous thread).