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The EXPATS strike back
Another stimulating thread to tell a story. Add a few lines and then move on.
A long time ago in a country far, far away there is unrest in the expat community under the leadership of the evil leader Darth Pommie Bastard their intentions to prevent further infiltration of the fair land. They are determined to keep all the big houses, pools and jobs to themselves. Darth Pommie was strong and posted much. Who could stop him... |
Re: The EXPATS strike back
Originally posted by HUP Another stimulating thread to tell a story. Add a few lines and then move on. A long time ago in a country far, far away there is unrest in the expat community under the leadership of the evil leader Darth Pommie Bastard their intentions to prevent further infiltration of the fair land. They are determined to keep all the big houses, pools and jobs to themselves. Darth Pommie was strong and posted much. Who could stop him... Only the young, brave ( and of course devillishly handsome ), Hans Solo Hup could be relied on to free the universe from the cruel sufferring inflicted by Darth Pommie. Racing through time and space in his Sinclair C5 spacepod he.... |
....broke down when he got to Oz and had to get the number 52 bus to Darth Pommie's lair..... With his sturdy light sabre poised for action and his packed lunch safely tucked into his pants he.....
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asked if he could borrow his jump leads.........
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Originally posted by artep asked if he could borrow his jump leads......... But anyway it was the shock he needed. He had battled with evil TRA and the ASPC forces and he was not going to let Darth Pommie stop him. After consulting the trusty forum he decided the best way was to get to his destination was via the singaporian interstellar freighters with integrated multi media capabilities |
I've got a bad feeling abou this house sale
then he met up with Badgers - a hairy wookie like creature who also wanted a piece of the action. unfortunately he fell in love with some Princess and ended up being frozen in a block of opal in Melborne...
after being rescued by the beautiful Tinaj, Tina j, hup , and badgers went on through the Great Ocean Asteroid belt..to do a bit of house viewing, armed with their rose tinted glasses that Obi Wan gave them. "Nice place you got here" said Hup. "Hang on" said tinaj. "That's not a duplex. This is the Australian Tax Office". "Let me in the office. I'll free the Empire of all the stealth taxes." said Hup. |
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Originally posted by badgersmount "Let me in the office. I'll free the Empire of all the stealth taxes." said Hup. "Ah I see you have arrived at last. And what is wrong with your nipples, they are exceedingly large" Hup looked down forlornly at his shocking nipples and stammered. "But Footie your the nice one" |
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Do you sense another running gag about unfeasably large body parts coming on?? :scared:
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Re: I've got a bad feeling abou this house sale
Originally posted by HUP But unbeknown to the intrepid three it was a trap. As they approached the building the fair Footie Chick stepped from the shadows. "Ah I see you have arrived at last. And what is wrong with your nipples, they are exceedingly large" Hup looked down forlornly at his shocking nipples and stammered. "But Footie your the nice one" Footie Chick clawed at her neck and ripped off her disguise. Standing before Hup stood the evil, yet beautiful Ceri. Hup, trembling with fear, fell to his knees. Clad in black spandex, with snakes writhing in her hair, she screamed, "Let me check your immigration papers or I will feed you to my pet........ (any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely co-incidental (sorry Ceri...)) |
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"Let me check your immigration papers or I will feed you to my pet........ |
Re: I've got a bad feeling abou this house sale
Originally posted by HUP Duck billed platypus "Stop that fumbling you silly little man!!" screached the evil Ceri, "hurry up!" |
"Can't you see there is a bush fire approaching" yelled Ceri.
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Originally posted by Vee "Can't you see there is a bush fire approaching" yelled Ceri. "Hurry!!" she yelled, grabbing HUP and pulling him along beside her. "But my nipples hurt!!!" stammered HUP. |
Originally posted by Larissa "Hurry!!" she yelled, grabbing HUP and pulling him along beside her. "But my nipples hurt!!!" stammered HUP. |
the strong smell of vegemite attracted the infamous 'Aussie Mossie' who began a painful yet somehow enjoyable feeding frenzy on the oversized and sensitive nipples!!!
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Hups eyes started to roll into the back of his head
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Originally posted by booboo Hups eyes started to roll into the back of his head As she set about spraying him liberally.... |
Originally posted by HUP The buxom booboo bounded onto the scene with her industrial can of jungle strength repellent. "Never fear HUP your unfeasbally large nipples will be saved". As she set about spraying him liberally.... |
Originally posted by Larissa the nipples began to wobble and shrink!!!!! "What are you doing you crazy thing??? Those nipples cost a bomb!" "Did someone say bomb?" a voice cried from below. |
Originally posted by Vee "Did someone say bomb?" a voice cried from below. "no wurries maties, i'll save ur pommie wasses" And he pulled his new Dick Smith light saber out and amputated the offending nips. |
And he pulled his new Dick Smith light saber out and amputated the offending nips. "Eaagghh eaaahhg eahshhhs" Said Badgers (hes a wookie remember) "Yes Badgers I know enough of this plotline has been expended upon my unfeasably large nipples" said Hup. "We must stop Darth Pommie and his evil sith Minions Count Wilf and Duke Mega" |
Originally posted by HUP "Yes Badgers I know enough of this plotline has been expended upon my unfeasably large nipples" said Hup. "We must stop Darth Pommie and his evil sith Minions Count Wilf and Duke Mega" |
Originally posted by PeteY With that the group climbed into thier (land?) cruiser and sped to the nearby forest moon of Goondiwindi. ;) |
Originally posted by Larissa Anyone care to insert any pictures for the story? ;) |
Unfortunately on the way it crashed into a tree bursting into flames and killing the lot of em.
Follow that you muppets!:p |
Originally posted by mr2blue Unfortunately on the way it crashed into a tree bursting into flames and killing the lot of em. Follow that you muppets!:p When Hev heard the news about her beloved, she was absolutely mortified. She had worked very hard to earn the money for those lovely nipps and was never one to be defeated. Taking the nippers (kids) with her, she hired a dusty old ute and headed for Gooliwindi. The remains of the fabulous 3 were still smoking when she arrived. Hev was devastated and sat down on a nearyby log to weap. As she sat down, the log wobbled and coughed!?! Agh! It was not a log at all! It was the invincible Mega! Hev couldn't believe her eyes!! Over the next 2 hours and a few stubbies, Mega explained how his body had shielded Hup and Badge, for he too had had the surgery for mega-anti-shock nipples. |
Originally posted by Larissa Next chapter When Hev heard the news about her beloved, she was absolutely mortified. She had worked very hard to earn the money for those lovely nipps and was never one to be defeated. Taking the nippers (kids) with her, she hired a dusty old ute and headed for Gooliwindi. The remains of the fabulous 3 were still smoking when she arrived. Hev was devastated and sat down on a nearyby log to weap. As she sat down, the log wobbled and coughed!?! Agh! It was not a log at all! It was the invincible Mega! Hev couldn't believe her eyes!! Over the next 2 hours and a few stubbies, Mega explained how his body had shielded Hup and Badge, for he too had had the surgery for mega-anti-shock nipples. |
Originally posted by PeteY So they all climbed from the wreckage and set about devising a cunning plan..... |
Originally posted by Larissa to build the biggest 'ouse with the biggest pool in the world!!! Unfortunately, their cunning plan involved bulldozing most of Brisbane and the slaughter of millions of cute, furry things. |
Originally posted by HUP "NOT MY PUSSY" shrieked Ceri. Towering with rage she stormed forward seeking to wreak vengance on the immos |
Originally posted by Larissa but it was too late. Mega had already made her favourite pussy into a handbag (using the clamp mentioned in a previous thread). |
Originally posted by HUP "You shall pay for this pussy violation mega" shrieked the rebel princess Larissa. She raised her unfeasably large wrists ready to strike |
Originally posted by Larissa "I pity you wooses! Meet nasty cat!!!!!!!!!!!!" she cried. |
Ceri was still determined not to let these immos into her beautiful country and challenged them on the very subject.
"Show me you visas!", she bellowed. "Here they are, and they've been validated." "No....no...not validated", said Ceri. "Let me look at the date......May the 4th?" "Yes, and May the 4th with with you as well!" Still in shock after finding that not only did they have visas but that they were also validated, she was also surprised to find that during this momentary lapse in concerntration, Ceri had just received a swift light saber right up the jacksy. Our three heros were now free to continue their adventures. "Gin and Tonics all round then?", they all said. |
Originally posted by SteveBannister Ceri was still determined not to let these immos into her beautiful country and challenged them on the very subject. "Show me you visas!", she bellowed. "Here they are, and they've been validated." "No....no...not validated", said Ceri. "Let me look at the date......May the 4th?" "Yes, and May the 4th with with you as well!" Still in shock after finding that not only did they have visas but that they were also validated, she was also surprised to find that during this momentary lapse in concerntration, Ceri had just received a swift light saber right up the jacksy. Our three heros were now free to continue their adventures. "Gin and Tonics all round then?", they all said. |
Originally posted by SteveBannister "Gin and Tonics all round then?", they all said. "What shall we do now" "eehahsdk wkejjja jjjsss jjdfdffs" "Shut up badgers your talking bollox again" [ALL TOGETHER NOW......NO CHANGE THERE] "There is absolutley no way we can penetrate the outer defence posts of the Pommie Star" |
Originally posted by SteveBannister "Gin and Tonics all round then?", they all said. "What shall we do now" "eehahsdk wkejjja jjjsss jjdfdffs" "Shut up badgers your talking bollox again" [ALL TOGETHER NOW......NO CHANGE THERE] "There is absolutley no way we can penetrate the outer defence posts of the Pommie Star" |
There was only one thing for it, in order to save the universe from a dire conlusion, Princess Larissa's glitterballs ( which were stuck on the side of her head, just like princess Leia ), were surgically removed and superglued onto the place where Hans Solo Hup's nipples had once been. As Wilf's presence appeared in the distance, Hans Solo Hup bravely reflected the sun off his new glitterball nipples and the sinclair C5 spacepod upon which Wilf was speeding, shattered into a million pieces....
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Originally posted by steandleigh There was only one thing for it, in order to save the universe from a dire conlusion, Princess Larissa's glitterballs ( which were stuck on the side of her head, just like princess Leia ), were surgically removed and superglued onto the place where Hans Solo Hup's nipples had once been. As Wilf's presence appeared in the distance, Hans Solo Hup bravely reflected the sun off his new glitterball nipples and the sinclair C5 spacepod upon which Wilf was speeding, shattered into a million pieces.... |
Originally posted by SteveBannister .....but..... The dark forces massed upon the horizon. Pommie stood tall and proud at the front and shouted to the rebel immos "Your welcome to the bloody place. Its the arse end of the universe. Bugger this i'm back of to Old Blighty. Turn those nips off Hup there giving me a headache" |
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