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Old Sep 24th 2003, 11:06 am
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He was so grateful that he whisked her away for a ride on his surf-board, whilst back in the garden they all gathered hungrily around the barbie, as PB sprinkled lots of herbs over Badgers.....
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just then the real Badgers turned up on his horse with Prince Harry - Badgers had been showing Harry a few jackeroo tricks and had seen the festivities at the house...

"Hi mrs Badgers" said Mr Badgers.
 
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Originally posted by Pollyana
He was so grateful that he whisked her away for a ride on his surf-board, whilst back in the garden they all gathered hungrily around the barbie, as PB sprinkled lots of herbs over Badgers.....
and they proceeded to eat him. "A bit cheewy," said Dianeoz, "pass me the ketchup".
Meanwhile, Badger's financee was riding the waves with Bondipom... suddenly, a large rip took them under...
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"bloody hell" said Badgers.

"I go away for a few days and look what happens"

He and Prince Harry sprinted in to the surf.
 
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Originally posted by badgersmount
"bloody hell" said Badgers.

"I go away for a few days and look what happens"

He and Prince Harry sprinted in to the surf.
They swam out to the floundering pair... Harry grabbed Bondipom, Badgers went for Mrs Badgers, grabbed her wrist... came up for air and realised...
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Originally posted by Larissa
They swam out to the floundering pair... Harry grabbed Bondipom, Badgers went for Mrs Badgers, grabbed her wrist... came up for air and realised...
.......thats all he had hold of her body was now in the grip of a shark, she was alive in the jaws of the great white and screaming for help then......
 
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Originally posted by welshboybilly
.......thats all he had hold of her body was now in the grip of a shark, she was alive in the jaws of the great white and screaming for help then......
HUP arrived on the scene, with his flashy disco nips!
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Originally posted by Larissa
HUP arrived on the scene, with his flashy disco nips!
he was dancing like a 70's reject and giving it his best john travolta night fever impression in his tight white two piece he said.....
 
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Originally posted by welshboybilly
he was dancing like a 70's reject and giving it his best john travolta night fever impression in his tight white two piece he said.....
don't worry Badgers.... I will net that shark with my beautiful quilted beach towel, drag it up on shore and cut your lovely from his belly... as long as you watch my Elvis impression...
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"ok" said badgers, "whatever it takes, i'll get back on me horse and go get steandleigh, we could do with the strength in those unfeisably large wrists to hoist this shark out of the water" and he galloped off down the beach.......
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Originally posted by h garrett
"ok" said badgers, "whatever it takes, i'll get back on me horse and go get steandleigh, we could do with the strength in those unfeisably large wrists to hoist this shark out of the water" and he galloped off down the beach.......
Meanwhile, Bondipom was dragged up the beach by prince Harry and given mouth to mouth ressuscitation...
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"aarrgghh, get off me you ginger twat" coughed Bondi Pom, and punched him full in the face.........
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Originally posted by h garrett
"aarrgghh, get off me you ginger twat" coughed Bondi Pom, and punched him full in the face.........
then 50 body guards popped out from behind the dunes and took him into custody...
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But then Badgers arrived back with steandleigh and with the unfeisably large wrists she managed to smash her way through the 50 bodyguards and bend the cell bars and drag Bondi pom out, all three of them lept onto the horse (it was an unfesiably large horse) and they galloped back to the beach where...........
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Originally posted by h garrett
But then Badgers arrived back with steandleigh and with the unfeisably large wrists she managed to smash her way through the 50 bodyguards and bend the cell bars and drag Bondi pom out, all three of them lept onto the horse (it was an unfesiably large horse) and they galloped back to the beach where...........
HUP was packing the shark meat into tins...
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