Dotty, Ceri, Mrs Dagboy and the Pool Cleaner
Sep 24th 2003, 5:19 am
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Pool guy is suddenly revived and he challenges Lawnmower man to a dual. "Don't break my Tupperware!" cries Dotty... "They are not the genuine article.. they will break". "Ahha" cries Ceri " I knew you were up to something Dotty .. passing out cheap fakes for the genuine article. I've been following your illegal dealings for some time now" "Arrest that Woman!" . "Right lads how about a nice quilting session?"
Sep 24th 2003, 5:25 am
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In preparation for her tupperware party, Dotty's husband has hired a deluxe marquee but can't quite figure out the instructions.
Lawnmower man to the rescue once more, he's done this before and has no problem getting it up.
Lawnmower man to the rescue once more, he's done this before and has no problem getting it up.
Sep 24th 2003, 5:31 am
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Originally posted by welshpom
In preparation for her tupperware party, Dotty's husband has hired a deluxe marquee but can't quite figure out the instructions.
Lawnmower man to the rescue once more, he's done this before and has no problem getting it up.
In preparation for her tupperware party, Dotty's husband has hired a deluxe marquee but can't quite figure out the instructions.
Lawnmower man to the rescue once more, he's done this before and has no problem getting it up.
Sep 24th 2003, 5:42 am
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Originally posted by welshpom
In preparation for her tupperware party, Dotty's husband has hired a deluxe marquee but can't quite figure out the instructions.
Lawnmower man to the rescue once more, he's done this before and has no problem getting it up.
In preparation for her tupperware party, Dotty's husband has hired a deluxe marquee but can't quite figure out the instructions.
Lawnmower man to the rescue once more, he's done this before and has no problem getting it up.
All was going well until ...............
Sep 24th 2003, 5:53 am
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Originally posted by janeyray
Tired and exausted with the days 'frivolities' and having managed to get it up, they all decided it was for the best that they tried to sort out in an adult manner what had actually gone wrong with the pool in the first place..
All was going well until ...............
Tired and exausted with the days 'frivolities' and having managed to get it up, they all decided it was for the best that they tried to sort out in an adult manner what had actually gone wrong with the pool in the first place..
All was going well until ...............
The fraud squad arrive, word is out that dottys lavish lifestyle could not possibly have been sustained by Tupperware, a large crop of hash is discovered carefully disguised by organic tomatoes, worst still..............
Sep 24th 2003, 6:03 am
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Originally posted by dotty
worst still..............
worst still..............
Sep 24th 2003, 6:12 am
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Originally posted by welshpom
Michael Barrymore was floating face down in the pool
Michael Barrymore was floating face down in the pool
The three angels then try and bribe the fraud squad by giving them some free Tupperware samples packed to the brim with fresh "Herbs"
Sep 24th 2003, 6:30 am
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Originally posted by Ceri
It was big Kev... he got much too excited... so we had to pop him off.
The three angels then try and bribe the fraud squad by giving them some free Tupperware samples packed to the brim with fresh "Herbs"
It was big Kev... he got much too excited... so we had to pop him off.
The three angels then try and bribe the fraud squad by giving them some free Tupperware samples packed to the brim with fresh "Herbs"
Sep 24th 2003, 6:31 am
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.. it being Queensland, the cops gratefully accept the bribe and depart leaving Dotty and Ceri alone with an exhausted lawnmower man and pool guy. They all decide to have a nice...
Sep 24th 2003, 6:36 am
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Originally posted by jayr
.. it being Queensland, the cops gratefully accept the bribe and depart leaving Dotty and Ceri alone with an exhausted lawnmower man and pool guy. They all decide to have a nice...
.. it being Queensland, the cops gratefully accept the bribe and depart leaving Dotty and Ceri alone with an exhausted lawnmower man and pool guy. They all decide to have a nice...
Sep 24th 2003, 6:39 am
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Originally posted by MrsDagboy
cup of PG tips, kindly brought back to Oz for them by PB, who visited dotty ...
cup of PG tips, kindly brought back to Oz for them by PB, who visited dotty ...
Only somehow the PG tips got switched with Dotty's 'erbs and they all start eating the contents of the fridge and laughing at things that aren't even funny, when unkown to them, the...
Sep 24th 2003, 6:40 am
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Originally posted by MrsDagboy
cup of PG tips, kindly brought back to Oz for them by PB, who visited dotty ...
cup of PG tips, kindly brought back to Oz for them by PB, who visited dotty ...
Sep 24th 2003, 6:45 am
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Originally posted by dotty
whos right peed off they did not also bring back some jeyes fluid to tip in the pool after what could only be described as three days of ...........................
whos right peed off they did not also bring back some jeyes fluid to tip in the pool after what could only be described as three days of ...........................
Sep 24th 2003, 6:56 am
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Originally posted by MrsDagboy
the most unbearable heat & humidity. But after eating the contents of the fridge, they were terribly thirsty so they ...
the most unbearable heat & humidity. But after eating the contents of the fridge, they were terribly thirsty so they ...
Sep 24th 2003, 7:14 am
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Originally posted by dotty
Got stuck into Ceris home brew (with double sugar), a lethal mixture known to cause................
Got stuck into Ceris home brew (with double sugar), a lethal mixture known to cause................