Pollyana

(the image that conjures up Larissa, honestly!!!!)

"Get away from them you nasty big birds" he shouted, "or I'll hit you with my pink feather plume"..............

debsy

from there he went straight to the airport to catch the next virign blue flight to Sydney so he could visit the Mardi Gras....

Pollyana

The Bloke was not happy, as Polly had to go too; her capacity as Official Secretary meant that she had to maintian the diary, and issue appointment cards for anyone wishing to meet the superstar during his Mardi Gras appearance.
The Bloke was left in Brisbane, wondering how to spend his free time.......

debsy

so he decided to take a drive up to the Sunshine Coast to go out with Mr Dotty for a few beers, but just a few blocks away from the Dotty's house.........

Larissa

he came across a huge crater.... Dotty stumbled out, hair askew and looking dishevelled and covered in ash. "I decided to hold an expat's tea party" she stammered, "but...

Go Banana's !!

"..........WBB turned up and wanted to spit roast Doris the Sheep, so you all better scarper as the Aussie Animal rescue are on their way, quick I know a shortcut............."

Jill

Larissa

Dotty led the Bloke down a dark alley...it sent shivers up the Bloke's spine... he knew all was not well. Then suddenly Dotty turned round... and began to attack The Bloke viciously with a blunt instrument.
It wasn't Dotty after all - it was

debsy

a massive great troll ...

Larissa

"I've stamped on Dotty... you saw the great big crater... now I've come to stamp on you!!!!!" screamed the troll, "I always get my own way and anyone who doesn't agree with me will be obliterated!!!"
"What do you want with me?!" shouted The Bloke.
"Repeat after me... Australia is cr@p..." said the Troll...

Go Banana's !!

.............and no-one was safe.

In the distant sky a streak of yellow was seen shooting past. "Is it a bird? is it a plane? is it a yellow envelope???............no it's Banana Man !!!! Yeh !!!" and right at that moment he unziped his yellow skin to reveal.....................

Larissa

pasty untanned flesh...
"Anyone know where I can get a good workout?" asked Mr Go Banana's, "I've just arrived in sunny Brisbane and need to top up my tan".
This was too much for the Troll, who stamped himself into a big whole in the ground.
"Phew!" said The Bloke, wiping perspiration from his brow.
Mr Go Bananas looked a tad confused and

Go Banana's !!

..........realised he was supposed to be in Perth at his daughters birthday party and wasn't cut out for this Super Hero lark.
The smell of sindged sheep wafted over - Doris had escaped and was heading straight for that pasty flesh........

Larissa

she had a thing for banana's and was feeling hungry. Suddenly, after a rustle in the bushes, out popped WBB with a big smile on his face. "Ahhhhh, there you are, my little lamby... come to Billy Bobs.."

Go Banana's !!

I have come to the conclusion that you are all mad....Jill included. However very amusing....continue please................

Best wishes

Mr. Banana's

Pollyana

"Its your lucky day little sheep, Uncle Billiy's here. We're going to have some fun and then I'm going to send you off to DIMIA, offered up as a sacrifical lamb to get me my visa."
Doris the sheep made a run for it, but found her path blocked by........