MikeStanton

I had a state education; good ol' UK grammar school.

kirsty&al

In the top 100 universities, the UK has 14 and OZ has 8. Obviously with the lower population and the lower number of universities, in total, this is a good showing from the Australians.

Go Aussie!
Alistair

RichS

hmmm I think I'm getting it now. The placing of your university on the list is in direct proportion to how far up your anus your head is.

That certainly seems to be my reading of the situation.

Sunny spells

the reason why I feel at home in OZ is nothing to do with Universities.
It's because tw*ts like you naff off to the UK.

Badge

Of course, we've all looked at the reality; bright people in many a capital city the world over.

The Madonna lyrics come to mind
"deeper and deeper"...

Mike, if you dig your hole any deeper then you will end up back....in Australia!!!. Start filling in that hole mate.

BM

MikeStanton

It's rather touching that Oz continues to be a magnet for the intellectually-challenged, such as RichS. At least the UK can rest easy that there will be no economic threat from Oz's knowledge-based industries.

odaat

I have to disagree with you here mate, its not a hole he needs to stop digging - its therapy he needs to face the truth and accept he has a small todger.

No amount of mental ranting is going to help him with his repressed sexual need

I met many a sexual runt like Stanton, they all have a consistent pattern - girly spats and hair splitting replies.

Imperial + Oxford .... "big" uni's ..... we understand matey

MikeStanton

Odaat, mate. A few words of friendly advice:

1. Settle down and come to terms with your many deficiencies;

2. Stop spending your time looking at a sexual runt; get rid of all the mirrors in your house;

3. There is a hyphen in 'hair-splitting'. Ironic isn't it?

hevs

What!! you mean you lied to me??? Devastated

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...tootle+pip+boy

Quinkana

Quoth he:

hevs

Thanks megs, thats what i ment

RichS

I'd be most interested in you could enlighten me on exactly why I should be classed as intellectually challenged on the basis that I find the "My University is better than your University" debate to be the domain of rather sad people. It hardly seemed to my mind (small though it clearly must be) a coherent and well argued debate with any possible worthy outcome.

I'm not interested in how you think they apply to me (nothing could be more futile) , but I'm sure I'll be entertained if you could take some time from your busy schedule to just post the criteria upon which you base a fellow beings intellect.

Please do engulf us with your wisdom.