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Old Sep 21st 2004 | 9:35 am
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Originally Posted by simbacat
The thing is, there are plenty of economic migrants working their butts of as well. I take it people are talking about the ones who come for the free ride. But all are getting called the same and they must all be bad.
Quite right, Simbacat. We need a term that describes the ones who come for the free ride (freeloaders?), & to take advantage of the NHS etc, which differentiates them from the genuine 'asylum seekers' and of course those who bring skills, the ability to make a contribution and build a good life for their families. It is the successive UK governments who are to blame here, for failing to implement sensible policies and instead, turn it into a free-for-all mess, that still fails to help those in genuine need.

Mind you, given the current ignorance and misunderstanding that surrounds the subject, it occurs to me that, if I'd told the local NHS I was an 'asylum seeker's' child, I might have got more prompt treatment for my asthma

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Old Sep 21st 2004 | 9:36 am
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Originally Posted by MikeStanton
I've already registered the company!

I agree with your general thrust - most people are lousy managers. And consultants can be some of the worst (no, I'm not joking). People think that by giving someone the title 'manager' makes that person an effective manager (let's not even use the word 'good') - it doesn't. Most management is about managing relationships. And given that 40%+ of marriages end in divorce, why should anybody be surprised about crap performance in the workplace?

Still, it's not all bad. If most managers were any good, we wouldn't have 'The Office' or Dilbert...
Mike I'm beginning to like you. I suspect we have more in common than I (we) think. I've never begrudged you your facts, just your delivery..

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Old Sep 21st 2004 | 9:43 am
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Originally Posted by simbacat
I have to agree with you on that. The media does its best to make people think behind every corner is a pervert. I have had a mother saying to me she can't let her kids outside after I asked why, she told me with all those perverts out there, it wasn't a good idea. She was genuine scared. I think it is just perception if you live in another country you feel safer. It doesn't mean you are safer though.
Didnt the UK have a big campaign to expose the pervert/pedo element of society, bring it into the open? Perhaps thats why people feel Australia is safer on this issue.

Its no safer here, the last time I read were leaving the UK because of everyone interferings with kids, the 24th attempted abduction this year of a child into a car happened within a 15 minute radius of us. Nice upmarket beach areas too. Ive seen some completely untrue rubbish written on here about a missing local boy but its done one thing most of these pervs trying to pick up kids now makes a story in the papers, which makes people aware of their kids being in danger.

I had an argument here with a woman who arrived and announced it was safe to walk on the beach at night, a month later the front page headline for that area Gold Coast was Perverts Paradise regarding rapes and murders on the beach.

Dont let a sunny facade cloud your reality.
 
Old Sep 21st 2004 | 9:50 am
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Odat, I've always been a leader in style, not a manager.

If thngs get too abstract then I lose interest. I like the detail to the extent - my wife probably thinks I plan too much - and I'm quite conservative - othertimes I'm just "suck it and see".
 
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Originally Posted by Badge
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I spoke to my dentist today who is an Aussie but has a Brit passport by descent. She said, I've been to the UK twice - and you would have to pay me to live there. She said "I've realised how perfect Melbourne is". I'm sure she knows that it is not, but I got her drift and point.

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Old Sep 21st 2004 | 10:00 am
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Yes I have the image, drill going, suction happening and yep your still talking
always had the gift of the gab... she kept stopping and asking questions..I said howabout you pull out all the black ones..
 
Old Sep 21st 2004 | 7:00 pm
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Originally Posted by cresta57
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"

..., Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep."

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...nsultant+sheep
Very good! [But wouldn't the consultant have used the faster ADO, not ODBC connection? No, of course not, cos he was charging by the second...]
 
Old Sep 21st 2004 | 9:39 pm
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Very good! [But wouldn't the consultant have used the faster ADO, not ODBC connection? No, of course not, cos he was charging by the second...]
He'd have to stay away from the new ADO.NET; away from Datasets and datatables. He'd have to use an Adabus database, all denormalised to really slow things down, and not use VB or ASP dlls....hard code all SQL in the presentation/business tier and not bother with SPs with an impossible Data Model that only he understood and farm out all the work piecemeal to the staff without allowing any collaboration....Then he'd get the bucks...

(Mike very timely - in case you think this is too much detail; this is what the morons in my last job were doing!)

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Old Sep 21st 2004 | 9:58 pm
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Originally Posted by Badge
........I'm wondering what a management consultant does ......
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Consultant = someone who borrows your watch to tell you the time !!!!
 
Old Sep 21st 2004 | 9:59 pm
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Originally Posted by odaat
Nice little prattle on managers c/o of " Madge + Mikey bodgers ltd."

Ozzies have very little to worry about really in the day - to - day work climate in Oz - there are plenty of managers sucking the country dry - sadly no leaders to keep it afloat !!

Ozzie managers are great in dealing with tigger economies, it takes Leaders to create *Tiger* economies.

No wonder the likes of the one dimensional Badger has the managers shi**ing themselves and the likes of Mike the bodger gets a comfy office and puffy management title to feel good about himself c/o of *your* labour.

Lets see what the next few years when Ozzie property price collapse, poor to negative economic growth, high interest bank loans and recession bring along from management and leaders alike in Ozzie.

Heres a tip when - wait for a management soundbite on employing yet more "work smart" managers just as the company / economy goes pearshaped.
LOL, leadership and management !

reminds me of a joke I heard many years ago about Noah ....

leadership is what he demonstarted when he persuaded all the animals to enter the ark.

Management is what he demonstrated when he stopped the elephants from seeing what the rabbits were up to !!!!
 
Old Sep 21st 2004 | 11:10 pm
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Originally Posted by Badge
He'd have to stay away from the new ADO.NET; away from Datasets and datatables. He'd have to use an Adabus database, all denormalised to really slow things down, and not use VB or ASP dlls....hard code all SQL in the presentation/business tier and not bother with SPs with an impossible Data Model that only he understood and farm out all the work piecemeal to the staff without allowing any collaboration....Then he'd get the bucks...

(Mike very timely - in case you think this is too much detail; this is what the morons in my last job were doing!)

BM
Not suggesting that this thread has gone way off track, but the database is usually denormalised to speed-up access!
 
Old Sep 21st 2004 | 11:35 pm
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Originally Posted by Grayling
This is a complete Myth.

The numbers have changed very little for years.
Less British go to Australia now than years ago.
They are also in the minority of migrants to Australia.

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Not according to the company that just did our removal to Melbourne. They are more overloaded than they have ever been with Brits leaving. In the past they also used to do about the same numbers of people coming to the UK from OZ/Canada/US but now this has dried up making it a one way flow. I've been here for 2 weeks, and although it is early days, I can honestly say I feel far more at home here than I have felt in the UK for years. Of the reasons for leaving, one (apart from the weather) comes up consitently among the ex-pats I have talked to so far. One thing I've observed sums it up for me. I love Kellogs Crunchy Nut Cornflakes. In the UK, the packet has a big picture of two happy smiling black people. In Australia the packet just has a picture of the Cornflakes.

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Old Sep 21st 2004 | 11:49 pm
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Yes, but the usual Australian practice is to present a 'representational' picture of 2 anglos, 1 asian, 1 indian, 1 arab, a half-caste of indiscriminate origins and sometimes a child with Down's Syndrome thrown in for good measure. No wonder Kellogs have stuck to just the bowl!

By the way, welcome to Oz Bluebristonlian. Glad you like it.

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Not according to the company that just did our removal to Melbourne. They are more overloaded than they have ever been with Brits leaving. In the past they also used to do about the same numbers of people coming to the UK from OZ/Canada/US but now this has dried up making it a one way flow. I've been here for 2 weeks, and although it is early days, I can honestly say I feel far more at home here than I have felt in the UK for years. Of the reasons for leaving, one (apart from the weather) comes up consitently among the ex-pats I have talked to so far. One thing I've observed sums it up for me. I love Kellogs Crunchy Nut Cornflakes. In the UK, the packet has a big picture of two happy smiling black people. In Australia the packet just has a picture of the Cornflakes.

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Old Sep 22nd 2004 | 12:03 am
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Originally Posted by Bluebristolian
Of the reasons for leaving, one (apart from the weather) comes up consitently among the ex-pats I have talked to so far. One thing I've observed sums it up for me. I love Kellogs Crunchy Nut Cornflakes. In the UK, the packet has a big picture of two happy smiling black people. In Australia the packet just has a picture of the Cornflakes.BB.
And why do you think that is?

Because Kellogg's can't find 2 happy black people in Oz.

You also wouldn't be smiling if you suffered from 3rd world diseases...
 
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And why do you think that is?

Because Kellogg's can't find 2 happy black people in Oz.

You also wouldn't be smiling if you suffered from 3rd world diseases...
Nup - Kellogg UK couldn't find 2 happy white Poms to make the quorum - had to settle for black "asylum'" seekers coming out of the dole office.
 


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