hedgehog-girl

Hmmm this is rather a vain question, but out of pure curiousity is Australia and in particular, Sydney full of "beautiful people"? I mean do I have to start running about and eating celery to fit in? I would hate to feel even more overwhelmed than how I do already with the big move.

hedgehog-girl

P.S. Just finished work today which feels very odd, going out to Sydney at the end of the month and can feel the panic starting already! :scared:

markeh

Weare all beautifull in our own way

Look at the hast Home Secretary

bye
Mark

jad n rich

You do need to go into training, not celery tho, first give up using your legs, use the car for everything and buy all meals from a fast food outlet, and buy beautiful clothes like shorts and t's from woolworths wash till baggy you will look fine

bondipom

Where are you moving to in Sydney. Anecdotally I have found that average weight is proportional to distance from the Ocean. Around Bondi there are loads of celery eating joggers but there are plenty of normal people as well. You'll probably find the multitudes of speedo wearers more disturbing.

Professional Princess

Talking of disturbing, there is little more disturbing than a man in cycling shorts.

you can see his meat and two veg protruding.

Its just wrong, so very very wrong. :scared:

jad n rich

Thank god they wear board shorts in Queensland then, keeps it all nicely tucked in

Professional Princess

I know what you mean.

Little tiny speedo shorts make any mans penis look big - thats the idea I wonder

I also have a thing about women in skin tight jeans - have you heard of the 'camel toe' effect? :scared:

Some things are better left covered I think.

jad n rich

Yes lets not just pick on the boys is there anythng worse than women spread eagled on beach wearing G-strings, especially the larger older or unwaxed variety.

steandleigh

Just spat out my morning coffee!!!

Not to be left out, I find the ' larger / older / unwaxed ' and wrinkly like an old brown leather handbag types quite unattractive too!!!! :scared:

jad n rich

[QUOTE=steandleigh]Just spat out my morning coffee!!!

Sorry

MarkMyWords

Certainly not, quite the opposite, lots of very overweight people around. To fit in I suggest you get into the habit of going to McDonalds for every meal. To "exercise" you should wear athletic-looking clothes, look purposeful and walk at normal speed (or possibly more slowly than that) but with a very concentrated expression.

There are "beautiful people" around too but they're heavily outnumbered!

bondipom

At least the blokes wearing g bangers on glamarama shave their butts.:scared:

bondipom

For the newbies, Glamarama is Tamarama Beach and a g banger is a g string.

steandleigh

Yeuchhh! Why do men wear g-strings???? Gross, give me a man in a pair of boardies anyday....