Bbq
Apr 25th 2004 | 10:05 pm
#16
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 247
From: Sunshine Coast
Have I got the only husband who thinks that all cooking is a woman's job !!
He once made me beans on toast 17 years ago for lunch, unfortunately I didn't come home from work to eat it I went to the pub instead, hence he has never cooked since.
He once made me beans on toast 17 years ago for lunch, unfortunately I didn't come home from work to eat it I went to the pub instead, hence he has never cooked since.
Apr 25th 2004 | 10:09 pm
#17
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Originally posted by jwinch
Have I got the only husband who thinks that all cooking is a woman's job !!
He once made me beans on toast 17 years ago for lunch, unfortunately I didn't come home from work to eat it I went to the pub instead, hence he has never cooked since.
Have I got the only husband who thinks that all cooking is a woman's job !!
He once made me beans on toast 17 years ago for lunch, unfortunately I didn't come home from work to eat it I went to the pub instead, hence he has never cooked since.
Every time i do cook, my wife brings take away home !!
Apr 26th 2004 | 8:22 am
#18
da Bonehead
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 22,767
From: Lion in da jungle
Originally posted by jwinch
Have I got the only husband who thinks that all cooking is a woman's job !!
Have I got the only husband who thinks that all cooking is a woman's job !!
Apr 26th 2004 | 8:27 am
#19
Now in Mandurah
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 203
From: Mandurah. Perth
Re: Bbq
Originally posted by SueandIan
Thought I'd share this with you all, especially for those still in the UK so you'd know what to expect when you get here!
BBQ - by definition its the only type of cooking a real man will do.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
1. The woman goes to the shops
2. The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, ready with beer in hand.
4. The man places the meat on the grill
5. The woman goes inside to organise plates and cutlery
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the situation
7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman
8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table
9. After eating the woman clears the table and does the dishes
10. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off". And, upon seeing her annoyed reation, concludes that theres just no pleasing some women!
It'd be funny if it were'nt so true!
Sue
Thought I'd share this with you all, especially for those still in the UK so you'd know what to expect when you get here!
BBQ - by definition its the only type of cooking a real man will do.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
1. The woman goes to the shops
2. The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, ready with beer in hand.
4. The man places the meat on the grill
5. The woman goes inside to organise plates and cutlery
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the situation
7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman
8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table
9. After eating the woman clears the table and does the dishes
10. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off". And, upon seeing her annoyed reation, concludes that theres just no pleasing some women!
It'd be funny if it were'nt so true!
Sue
