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Bbq
Thought I'd share this with you all, especially for those still in the UK so you'd know what to expect when you get here!
BBQ - by definition its the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: 1. The woman goes to the shops 2. The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, ready with beer in hand. 4. The man places the meat on the grill 5. The woman goes inside to organise plates and cutlery 6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the situation 7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman 8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table 9. After eating the woman clears the table and does the dishes 10. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking 11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off". And, upon seeing her annoyed reation, concludes that theres just no pleasing some women! It'd be funny if it were'nt so true! Sue:D |
My wife reckons she can get the steaks to come out better than me, so I let her do steps 4 and 7 aswell.
The things we have to do to let the women get their own way !! :D :D I do open the wine bottle though :) |
sue hun.....
you must have been a fly on the wall...that is how you knew just what to put!!!!!.... they cant possibly move away from the bbq cos they have to make sure it doesnt burn...and ofcourse it does cos by that time theyve had too many beers...... thats why you have to do everything else!!!!! best bit was when kev handed a burger to your dad and it still had the plastic film bit stuck to it!!!!!!!.......soo funny!!!!:D :D :D |
Originally posted by yvsie sue hun..... you must have been a fly on the wall...that is how you knew just what to put!!!!!.... they cant possibly move away from the bbq cos they have to make sure it doesnt burn...and ofcourse it does cos by that time theyve had too many beers...... thats why you have to do everything else!!!!! best bit was when kev handed a burger to your dad and it still had the plastic film bit stuck to it!!!!!!!.......soo funny!!!!:D :D :D He'll never live it down! Sue |
Originally posted by ABCDiamond My wife reckons she can get the steaks to come out better than me, so I let her do steps 4 and 7 aswell. The things we have to do to let the women get their own way !! :D :D I do open the wine bottle though :) I'll bet you don't skip 10. and 11. though! :D |
Don't get the weather for many BBQs here but that does sound like the correct procedures :D
Here's a little site I have ready for when we get to OZ http://www.bbqblue.com.au/ |
Hell :scared: Warren is a bigamist !
:D :D :D Good post Jill |
Sue
Have you already been to our place and watched Steve do a BBQ. I can,t remember you comming over but you got it down to a tee. I belive Steve and Ian will definately get on cause they BBQ the same. See Ya Debbie |
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Originally posted by SueandIan Thought I'd share this with you all, especially for those still in the UK so you'd know what to expect when you get here! BBQ - by definition its the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: 1. The woman goes to the shops 2. The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, ready with beer in hand. 4. The man places the meat on the grill 5. The woman goes inside to organise plates and cutlery 6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the situation 7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman 8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table 9. After eating the woman clears the table and does the dishes 10. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking 11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off". And, upon seeing her annoyed reation, concludes that theres just no pleasing some women! It'd be funny if it were'nt so true! Sue:D You must have been to one of our bbq's. |
Re: Bbq
Originally posted by SueandIan Thought I'd share this with you all, especially for those still in the UK so you'd know what to expect when you get here! BBQ - by definition its the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: 1. The woman goes to the shops 2. The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, ready with beer in hand. 4. The man places the meat on the grill 5. The woman goes inside to organise plates and cutlery 6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the situation 7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman 8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table 9. After eating the woman clears the table and does the dishes 10. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking 11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off". And, upon seeing her annoyed reation, concludes that theres just no pleasing some women! It'd be funny if it were'nt so true! Sue:D |
That is superb :)
It's almost as if someone was watching me when number 3 in the list was written :D :D :D Lighting a fire is one of the most fundamental primitive things that man can do, so why is it then that I can never get the b*stard to light when there is a crowd of dinner guests waiting expectantly for a culinary masterpiece to appear ?. I always have to soak the damn thing with gallons of lighter fluid and then half an hour later, serve up several pieces of charcoal which are masquerading as steaks. I even managed to set my hair on fire one time which I have never been able to forget thanks to Mrs. Nobby's insistence on entertaining all subsequent dinner guests with this very entertaining story :D : D :D |
Well done Sue,
a very concise reitteration of what goes on in our house / garden!!!!:D But it's all give and take isn't it? Does Ian make up for his bbq shortcomings in other ways?:D |
Re: Bbq
Originally posted by SueandIan Thought I'd share this with you all, especially for those still in the UK so you'd know what to expect when you get here! BBQ - by definition its the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: 1. The woman goes to the shops 2. The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, ready with beer in hand. 4. The man places the meat on the grill 5. The woman goes inside to organise plates and cutlery 6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the situation 7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman 8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table 9. After eating the woman clears the table and does the dishes 10. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking 11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off". And, upon seeing her annoyed reation, concludes that theres just no pleasing some women! It'd be funny if it were'nt so true! Sue:D Cmon give him a break. :D |
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Originally posted by ADELAIDE BOUND In his defence on number 6 the reason he needs to ask for another beer as he has got to use the beer his got to put out the flames. Cmon give him a break. :D Sue |
Re: Bbq
Originally posted by SueandIan Thought I'd share this with you all, especially for those still in the UK so you'd know what to expect when you get here! BBQ - by definition its the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: 1. The woman goes to the shops 2. The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, ready with beer in hand. 4. The man places the meat on the grill 5. The woman goes inside to organise plates and cutlery 6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the situation 7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman 8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table 9. After eating the woman clears the table and does the dishes 10. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking 11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off". And, upon seeing her annoyed reation, concludes that theres just no pleasing some women! It'd be funny if it were'nt so true! Sue:D Excellent list ! Must get that printed off and laminated so that the missus doesn't miss any of the steps:D |
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