awwwww.......
Nov 25th 2005, 8:56 pm
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Re: awwwww.......
Originally Posted by biggy
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following
news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a
yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the
belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased
coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay
their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy
as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose
quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much
of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at
times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for
millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20
minutes.
news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a
yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the
belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased
coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay
their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy
as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose
quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much
of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at
times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for
millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20
minutes.
His gay brother Poof Pastry couldnt stop crying
Nov 25th 2005, 9:01 pm
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Re: awwwww.......
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
His sister was said to be quite ill after it was learned that she didnt have enough dough to pay for medication to rid herself of a nasty yeast infection
His gay brother Poof Pastry couldnt stop crying
His gay brother Poof Pastry couldnt stop crying
ohhhh no poof dont cry....you'll go all mushy
Nov 25th 2005, 9:05 pm
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Re: awwwww.......
not in attendance was his sister pancake who was recovering from a double masectomy
Not invited was his troubled teen cousin Nasty Pasty
Not invited was his troubled teen cousin Nasty Pasty
Nov 25th 2005, 9:14 pm
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Re: awwwww.......
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
not in attendance was his sister pancake who was recovering from a double masectomy
Not invited was his troubled teen cousin Nasty Pasty
Not invited was his troubled teen cousin Nasty Pasty
see now youv'e taken that too far lol
Nov 25th 2005, 9:18 pm
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Re: awwwww.......
Originally Posted by biggy
see now youv'e taken that too far lol
Nov 25th 2005, 9:32 pm
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Re: awwwww.......
PMSL to death
that was funny
cheers
lace x
that was funny
cheers
lace x
Nov 25th 2005, 9:34 pm
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Re: awwwww.......
why are you sniffing Micheal Jacksons Monkey?
Nov 25th 2005, 10:07 pm
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Re: awwwww.......
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
gonna hit me with a rolling pin ?
naw stick it up yer arse lol
Nov 25th 2005, 10:32 pm
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Re: awwwww.......
Originally Posted by biggy
naw stick it up yer arse lol
Nov 25th 2005, 10:38 pm
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Re: awwwww.......
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
only if it resembles a dil dough
ohhhhh FFS it gets worse lol
Nov 25th 2005, 10:44 pm
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Re: awwwww.......
Originally Posted by biggy
ohhhhh FFS it gets worse lol
Last edited by Luke I Amyofath; Nov 25th 2005 at 10:49 pm.
Nov 25th 2005, 11:08 pm
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Re: awwwww.......
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
and your so full of crepe'
Nov 26th 2005, 10:55 am
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Re: awwwww.......
Originally Posted by biggy
lol yup thats me
Last edited by Anne4Terry; Nov 26th 2005 at 10:57 am.
Nov 26th 2005, 11:05 am
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Re: awwwww.......
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
I doughn't know how you managed not to rise to the bait. You get a right mixture of people on here that can be a recipe for disaster but you were successful in proving yourself worthy.
lmao good one
