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awwwww.......
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following
news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. |
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And thats you sober. :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Bordy
And thats you sober. :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Vanessa
I think he has been on something a bit more mind altering than alcohol !
whoops!!! :D |
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Originally Posted by biggy
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following
news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. |
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Originally Posted by Vanessa
I think he has been on something a bit more mind altering than alcohol !
errrmmmm excuse me but HE is a SHE!!!!!!!! tyvm and I dont partake in owt dodgy :cool: |
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Originally Posted by biggy
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following
news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. |
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Originally Posted by biggy
errrmmmm excuse me but HE is a SHE!!!!!!!! tyvm
and I dont partake in owt dodgy :cool: Now I heard you used to sniff coke. Until the bubbles went up your nose. :D |
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Originally Posted by Bordy
Now I heard you used to sniff coke.
Until the bubbles went up your nose. :D |
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Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
Also survived by his brother Pillsbury blowboy, the one filled with cream :D
lmfao |
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Originally Posted by Bordy
Now I heard you used to sniff coke.
Until the bubbles went up your nose. :D aye thats a bugger when that happens put me rite off it did :rolleyes: |
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Originally Posted by Hels
No, its the bloody ice cubes when they get stuck up your nose..... :D
closely followed by the bloody straw lol |
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Originally Posted by biggy
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following
news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. |
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Originally Posted by possoms
me thinks thats a half baked story :D
fantastic :D pootle26 |
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[QUOTE=possoms]me thinks thats a half baked story :D[/QUOTElmao
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