Here's a photo to make it more 'real' Meet Mary..... Taken at O'Reillys Mountain Retreat, Queensland in 2007

I nice photo. I hope your MIL recovers her strength soon and everything turns out well for you all

Can I have her please? she looks gorgeous

Me too, my kids would love a grandma.

mine have two already... would you care to have my MIL?

She comes highly recommended and will be here just in time for christmas

shame you are not in sydney Mary could meet our Jenny

, we didn,t have room for a granny flat but have converted a bedroom into her living room so she has her own space which helps and she takes care of our dog and son when he comes home from school , she too had been here many times before coming permanently ,

Good luck and hope she improves soon

How kind of you to offer. Don't have time to chat and organise all this now, roads to the airport very heavy with traffic and I need to check in for my (one way) flight ...

No need to chat, happy to hand MIL over, no matter what your terms are... Just give me your address and I will Deliver I'll evenhave her gift wrapped for you

Glad wrap?

I don't think that there would be much gladness in this scenario, unless duct tape was involved.

I was thinking of putting a bow on the body bag

A bow hand-made from leftover quilting material, perhaps?

I have a voucher ffor spotlight and would BUY a nice piece of ribbon to make into a bow... After all she's worth it

So you probably have enough to make a highly individual designer body bag or coffin liner?

Enough to make her Matching coffin liner and shroud