Moans, groans, grunts and wheezes...
#2521
Re: Moans, groans, grunts and wheezes...
Cafe guy:would you like chips with it?
I: no thank you
Cafe guy: would you like some boiled potatoes with it?
I: no thank you
Cafe guy: would you like some mash potatoes with it?
I: no thank you
by then I felt like screaming I don't want any potatoes in any shape or form with my lasagne. I would have been better off with a sandwich or maybe should have got potatoes without lasagne
#2522
Re: Moans, groans, grunts and wheezes...
That reminds of when I lived in Leeds. some of my English colleagues kept telling me I should try lasagne from the cafe nearby. I had my doubts but gave it a try one day. I went in and asked for lasagne to take away and the reply was:
Cafe guy:would you like chips with it?
I: no thank you
Cafe guy: would you like some boiled potatoes with it?
I: no thank you
Cafe guy: would you like some mash potatoes with it?
I: no thank you
by then I felt like screaming I don't want any potatoes in any shape or form with my lasagne. I would have been better off with a sandwich or maybe should have got potatoes without lasagne
Cafe guy:would you like chips with it?
I: no thank you
Cafe guy: would you like some boiled potatoes with it?
I: no thank you
Cafe guy: would you like some mash potatoes with it?
I: no thank you
by then I felt like screaming I don't want any potatoes in any shape or form with my lasagne. I would have been better off with a sandwich or maybe should have got potatoes without lasagne
My family have been here so many times now that they know how most menus work but, I have to explain to newbies that their steak or fish doesn't come with anything. You order your salad or veggies separately in most places.
#2523
Re: Moans, groans, grunts and wheezes...
Lasagne was slightly better than the Heinz minestrone soup I was served in an Italian restaurant in Wakefield. The only thing Italian about that restaurant was the name
#2526
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Re: Moans, groans, grunts and wheezes...
Just been on hols in Salerno for the first time and visited the Amalfi coast, Pompei and Pestum. What a fabulous region. You can get a three days ticket for using all public transport in Campania for just €20!
#2527
Re: Moans, groans, grunts and wheezes...
Oh yes, we really needed Gino D'Acampo (" a real Italian") to tell us that Bologna is the best place for food, Rome is the best place for history etc. etc..
groan .. RT manages to get the maximum amount of luoghi comuni on one page ..
Superficial rubbish.
Gino's Italian Escape: A Taste of the Sun - Gino chats chats naked boys' trips and volcano trekking
groan .. RT manages to get the maximum amount of luoghi comuni on one page ..
Superficial rubbish.
Gino's Italian Escape: A Taste of the Sun - Gino chats chats naked boys' trips and volcano trekking
#2529
Re: Moans, groans, grunts and wheezes...
#2530
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Re: Moans, groans, grunts and wheezes...
bye bye dicette l'inglese
#2531
Re: Moans, groans, grunts and wheezes...
I opened a carton of 6 eggs that I bought on Thursday. They had these "things" on them. Like a fool I moved in for a closer look. The bad smell hit me, the "things" were white maggots and my lunch ended up in the kitchen sink.
#2532
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Re: Moans, groans, grunts and wheezes...
bye bye dicette l'inglese
#2533
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It was truly disgusting. I have a very delicate gag reflex and even the smell of the food waste rubbish bin can make me gag. Imagine what these eggs did to me. I did take them back to the shop and asked them to check all the other boxes on the shelf.
#2534
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Re: Moans, groans, grunts and wheezes...
That's incredible! Eggs last for ages before they go bad - how long must they have been in the shop??? And what did they say in the shop when you took them back?
#2535
Re: Moans, groans, grunts and wheezes...
This reminds me of an episode with Coke.
DD bought a bottle of Coke in the local swimming pool bar, after her swimming lesson. Had a gulp and then said there was no fizz in it. I tasted it and it was definitely flat and upon checking the expiry date, it was out of date by a month.
I complained and all they did was give me a new one, not a single word of apology.
Couple of months later in the local shop she asks for a Coke( I only allow it occasionally)and when I said OK, she told me that the bottle had expired. The owner was quite defensive, but when she checked all her other bottles, they were all old. Again no apology.
DD bought a bottle of Coke in the local swimming pool bar, after her swimming lesson. Had a gulp and then said there was no fizz in it. I tasted it and it was definitely flat and upon checking the expiry date, it was out of date by a month.
I complained and all they did was give me a new one, not a single word of apology.
Couple of months later in the local shop she asks for a Coke( I only allow it occasionally)and when I said OK, she told me that the bottle had expired. The owner was quite defensive, but when she checked all her other bottles, they were all old. Again no apology.