Driving pet peeve.

"match-stick figure family" or "flip-flop" displays on the back of SUV's.

and don't forget the memorials to dead relatives.

Yep. I got stuck behind cars with both on them yesterday on the way home from work, both driving 10 under the limit as well.

Insufferable twunts.

You are on particularly good form today!

Oh shit, there is one in the middle of the road on my way to work. Its been there about a week now.
Usually you see them nailed to a tree on the side of the interstate with droopy flowers underneath, don't you?

This one is slap bang on the median by a 7-11 on a really busy road. Funny thing is, I work in a really scabby part of Hampton and its surprising the thing hasn't been stolen, vandalised or shot at by now.
This is the same 7-11, I usually go to at lunchtime to watch all the freaks twitching about, druggies, hookers trying not to look obvious and the massive fatties wobbling sloo-ooowly across the forecourt.

I wonder if the unfortunate victim hit one of those behemoths?

I'd love to get some "kill stickers" for the side of my car.
You know, a grannie, a cat, pterydactyl, bus, that sort of thing.

I was thinking of these



Well that didn't work, this gives you the idea:

this thread is going full circle

Need an armadillo pic for round here......

Texas turkey.

Florida chicken!

Turkey on the half shell.