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Forum: Australia

Sep 10th 2004, 7:28 am

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Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

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Posted By hevs

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Why would you? You havn't got kids to take to school yet have you :confused:

Dave, i nearly PMSL, 'specially the Ned Kelly bit :D

Forum: Australia

Aug 28th 2004, 12:09 am

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

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Posted By hevs

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PMSL at rich :D

TV (again)

Only watch the last 5 mins of "light hearted news" on the news programmes to get you used to the news updates.

Record all episodes of the bill for a month, then...

Forum: Australia

Aug 27th 2004, 3:29 am

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

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Posted By hevs

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Also be aware that your new Australian friends WILL NOT like you bagging their country, at all. They will not get sarcasm, irony or blatant piss taking in any form, well unless its of you of course...

Forum: Australia

Aug 27th 2004, 3:14 am

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

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Posted By hevs

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Then play say four a day on repeat to get the feel of an aussie radio station (but don't forget to shout wanker, bastard, shit and piss reguarly for true simulation)

Forum: Australia

Aug 27th 2004, 12:13 am

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

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Posted By hevs

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Get your kids to bring home a letter with a tear off slip on the bottom giving permission to go on/ do an activity. Put torn off slip in an envelope with their class on it, then fill it with any...

Forum: Australia

Aug 26th 2004, 11:32 pm

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

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Posted By hevs

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ROLMFAO :D

I have tears in my eyes, oh god, the sad thing is its all true!!!

Go out late at night and practise doing "donuts" all along the road, preferably whilst revving the engine really...

Forum: Australia

Aug 25th 2004, 11:19 am

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

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Posted By hevs

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And don't forget that you need to try to buy your petrol on a wednesday, weather you need it or not, because by friday/ the weekend/ any holidays/ special event it will have gone up by at least 10...

Forum: Australia

Aug 25th 2004, 7:00 am

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

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Posted By hevs

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

During your last english Autum/ early winter , turn off all of your central heating, rip up your carpets, leave your windows open half an inch (to kind of loose the double gazed effect and to feel...

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