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Sep 1st 2010, 11:01 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Polly only learned what an iron is this week. It said IRON on the box.

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All I know is its a nice colour and its in my cupboard! Wouldn't know how to use it though

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Polly is hoping Alfresco will need an iron and ironing board when he gets to Australia so she can sell these off !

Sep 1st 2010, 11:03 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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All I know is its a nice colour and its in my cupboard! Wouldn't know how to use it though

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Polly is hoping Alfresco will need an iron and ironing board when he gets to Australia so she can sell these off !

Polly took her iron back to the shop because she couldn't find the remote control for it in the box!

Sep 1st 2010, 11:04 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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All I know is its a nice colour and its in my cupboard! Wouldn't know how to use it though

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Polly is hoping Alfresco will need an iron and ironing board when he gets to Australia so she can sell these off !

Polly will sell it to Alfresco but Alfresco will never get to use it

Sep 1st 2010, 11:06 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Polly took her iron back to the shop because she couldn't find the remote control for it in the box!

The ironing board doesn't have an instruction manual with it either

Alfresco is going to teach Polly some basics about household gadgets to stop her doing some serious harm to herself

(then he's going to fix Lorna's kettle too!!!)

Sep 5th 2010, 8:38 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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The ironing board doesn't have an instruction manual with it either

Alfresco is going to teach Polly some basics about household gadgets to stop her doing some serious harm to herself

(then he's going to fix Lorna's kettle too!!!)

I couldn't find ANY gadgets in Harvey Norman today that Polly would understand let-alone be able operate.

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Sep 5th 2010, 8:39 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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I couldn't find ANY gadgets in Harvey Norman today that Polly would understand let-a-lone be able operate.

Alfresco has been deported back to uk for wearing clothes and shoes in Queensland.

Sep 5th 2010, 10:46 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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I couldn't find ANY gadgets in Harvey Norman today that Polly would understand let-alone be able operate.

Alfresco has been sunbathing on South Bank beach all day

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Alfresco has been deported back to uk for wearing clothes and shoes in Queensland.

Polly has passed on her wide knowledge of kitchen gadgets to Bernie, who is now nearly competent at using an iron.........

Sep 5th 2010, 11:22 am

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Alfresco has been sunbathing on South Bank beach all day

Polly has passed on her wide knowledge of kitchen gadgets to Bernie, who is now nearly competent at using an iron.........

Polly wouldn't know what a kitchen was even if it smacked her on her slim ass

Sep 5th 2010, 11:24 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Polly wouldn't know what a kitchen was even if it smacked her on her slim ass

Berbie takes his kitchen sink EVERYWHERE with him, and still has the original Belfast Sink from his childhood home (the bronx)

Sep 5th 2010, 11:25 am

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Berbie takes his kitchen sink EVERYWHERE with him, and still has the original Belfast Sink from his childhood home (the bronx)

SC loves taking it over the kitchen table while eating chook soup and watching telly.

Sep 5th 2010, 11:27 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SC loves taking it over the kitchen table while eating chook soup and watching telly.

Only if 'Misery' is on and I'm wearing my 1970's broon flowery smock.

Sep 5th 2010, 11:28 am

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Only if 'Misery' is on and I'm wearing my 1970's broon flowery smock.

'Misery' is actually SC's wedding dvd.

Sep 5th 2010, 6:27 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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'Misery' is actually SC's wedding dvd.

Bernie wanted to borrow the broon flowery smock but his fat TED'S TUM bulged rather ungainly like a nine month pregnancy on steroids!

Sep 5th 2010, 6:37 pm

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Bernie wanted to borrow the broon flowery smock but his fat TED'S TUM bulged rather ungainly like a nine month pregnancy on steroids!

Shirlw dont know shit

Sep 5th 2010, 7:10 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bernie wanted to borrow the broon flowery smock but his fat TED'S TUM bulged rather ungainly like a nine month pregnancy on steroids!

Shirlw is quite happy waiting around making small talk when she knows she really should be doing some work.

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Shirlw dont know shit

A typical trait of notorious barfly species is to speak about others in when in actual fact they are really talking about themselves.