The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Dec 22nd 2005, 7:02 pm
#1
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.
The end.
The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.
The end.
Dec 22nd 2005, 7:27 pm
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by Rete
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.
The end.
The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.
The end.
Dec 22nd 2005, 7:30 pm
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by neil
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "Yes". And the guy lived happily ever after and went out drinking, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever he wanted.
The end.
Dec 22nd 2005, 9:08 pm
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by Rete
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.
The end.
The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.
The end.
Ant
Dec 22nd 2005, 9:11 pm
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by neil
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "Yes". And the guy lived happily ever after and went out drinking, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever he wanted.
Dec 23rd 2005, 4:02 pm
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by Rete
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.
The end.
The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.
The end.
Dec 23rd 2005, 11:18 pm
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by Yosser
Very nice...you can tell its a fairy tale, cause women don't fart...(do they?)
Dec 24th 2005, 1:12 am
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there was a wicked witch and I married her, and we lived hairily ever after
Dec 24th 2005, 1:35 am
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by Rete
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.
The end.
The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.
The end.
Dec 24th 2005, 3:22 am
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Originally Posted by bionomique
Sounds like Rete has been snorkeling in the eggnog
