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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Old Dec 22nd 2005, 7:02 pm
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Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

The end.
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Old Dec 22nd 2005, 7:27 pm
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Originally Posted by Rete
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

The end.
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "Yes". And the guy lived happily ever after and went out drinking, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever he wanted.
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Old Dec 22nd 2005, 7:30 pm
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Originally Posted by neil
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "Yes". And the guy lived happily ever after and went out drinking, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever he wanted.
The only downside was having to ignore that constant nagging, but he found alcohol helped a lot with that.

The end.
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Old Dec 22nd 2005, 9:08 pm
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Originally Posted by Rete
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

The end.
Thats beautiful - when does the film version come out?

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Old Dec 22nd 2005, 9:11 pm
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Originally Posted by neil
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "Yes". And the guy lived happily ever after and went out drinking, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever he wanted.
No wonder they call them fairy tales
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Old Dec 23rd 2005, 4:02 pm
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Originally Posted by Rete
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

The end.
Very nice...you can tell its a fairy tale, cause women don't fart...(do they?)
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Old Dec 23rd 2005, 11:18 pm
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Very nice...you can tell its a fairy tale, cause women don't fart...(do they?)
My wife does, it sounds like a kettle!!
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Old Dec 24th 2005, 1:12 am
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Once upon a time there was a wicked witch and I married her, and we lived hairily ever after
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Old Dec 24th 2005, 1:35 am
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Default Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Originally Posted by Rete
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean
house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

The end.
Sounds like Rete has been snorkeling in the eggnog
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Old Dec 24th 2005, 3:22 am
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Originally Posted by bionomique
Sounds like Rete has been snorkeling in the eggnog
The alcoholic version of course.
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