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Haldaman Dec 22nd 2005 4:32 am

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Originally Posted by Haldaman
I was collecting car license tags but found unusual names more fun. Here's a selection mainly culled from TV, all genuine but absolutely no idea how to prononce most of them.
Jas Gabbidon
Wes Goforth
(Ms) Laughinghouse
Zain Verjee (female)
Csaba Csere (male)
Barack Obama
Besa Tafilaj
Tempestt Bledsoe
Dick Butkis
Tahmoh Penikett
Dick Schnot (my favourite!)

And btw how come Americans have so much difficulty saying and spelling a simple one syllable name like Jubb and seemingly no problem with Polish, Serbo-Croat, German names?

Just remembered a policewoman back in Avon and Somerset called Adora Dick, she had a brother called Ivor Dick. My wife wouldnt belive it but it's true.
We also had a PW with an ordinary name but nicknamed Spanner. It was alleged, M'Lud, that she tightened nuts, though I had no personal knowledge.

Eskimo Dec 22nd 2005 4:42 am

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Because I'm so puerile I'm still amused at Billy-Jean (or Joe) being shorted to BJ :o I also work with girls called Citrus, Ferrari, Mercedes , Barbie and Kip :D

Drebin Dec 22nd 2005 4:47 am

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At one of my old places, there was a guy in the Swiss offices named 'Frank Furter'; I guess only funny if you've seen The Rocky Horror Show.

One of the best odd American names I've heard is one of my mates' bosses: 'Fancy Younglove', it's a lass, and the surname is from her husband... Unlucky!

Oh, and how can I forget 'Argressor Sample III', an American who helped my last place out with QA:
http://www.mobygames.com/developer/s...loperId,87890/

:)

elfman Dec 22nd 2005 4:58 am

Re: Wonderful names
 

Originally Posted by Haldaman
Are you calling CNN, MSNBC and Fox porn? Surely not with the lovely Soledad O'Brien (Mexican Paddy?) and Alex Witt? Though I am not so sure about that bimbo with the awful voice......wotsername?

That could also be Rita Cosby

elfman Dec 22nd 2005 5:08 am

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If we expand the "wonderful names" theme to places in the US then my favourite is the delightfully-named NJ community of Cheesequake.

It's like an earthquake......but with cheese.
There's a Cheesequake State Park, Cheesequake Service Area on the Garden State Parkway, and so on.

I can't be the only one who finds this amusing.

Haldaman Dec 22nd 2005 5:10 am

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My wife is from an old Southern family which lived on the Outer Banks and had little to do after dark except make babies, and after the 13th was called Hepzibah in a line of Old testament names, they ran out of Biblical inspiration and the 14th was named Increase!

Wintersong Dec 22nd 2005 5:11 am

Re: Wonderful names
 

Originally Posted by Haldaman
I was collecting car license tags but found unusual names more fun. Here's a selection mainly culled from TV, all genuine but absolutely no idea how to prononce most of them.
Jas Gabbidon
Wes Goforth
(Ms) Laughinghouse
Zain Verjee (female)
Csaba Csere (male)
Barack Obama
Besa Tafilaj
Tempestt Bledsoe
Dick Butkis
Tahmoh Penikett
Dick Schnot (my favourite!)

And btw how come Americans have so much difficulty saying and spelling a simple one syllable name like Jubb and seemingly no problem with Polish, Serbo-Croat, German names?

You should hear them try to pronounce my husband's name. When someone rings trying to sell us something (about half a dozen times a day) and ask to speak to my husband, I tell them that they can speak to him when they can pronounce his name properly and put the phone down.

I know it's mean, but it's an easy way of getting rid of them.

elfman Dec 22nd 2005 5:15 am

Re: Wonderful names
 

Originally Posted by Haldaman
My wife is from an old Southern family.........ran out of Biblical inspiration and the 14th was named Increase!

perhaps they were originally descended from Puritans?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Increase_Mather

Partystar Dec 22nd 2005 5:20 am

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A guy my husband worked with was called Pete Pete Peterson. Apparently his actual name was Peter Pete Peterson, but he shortened the first to Pete! Only in America!!!

Partystar Dec 22nd 2005 5:25 am

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I work in a dental office & have had to call on insurance for families. I'm shocked at how many of the parents give their kids names that rhyme, for example, Randy, Mandy & Brandy or Anna, Hannah & Savannah!!! I also had ones that all started with the same letter & they were really close in their names too, a couple of letters different. How confusing?!?! Once again, only in America!

CarlM Dec 22nd 2005 5:33 am

Re: Wonderful names
 

Originally Posted by Partystar
I work in a dental office & have had to call on insurance for families. I'm shocked at how many of the parents give their kids names that rhyme, for example, Randy, Mandy & Brandy or Anna, Hannah & Savannah!!! I also had ones that all started with the same letter & they were really close in their names too, a couple of letters different. How confusing?!?! Once again, only in America!

When i was a Financial Advisor i did a mortgage for a little lady from Africa .. called Bungme Assol (yes - really!!)

Dimsie Dec 22nd 2005 5:49 am

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Our local paper periodically has pages of photos of school kids with their names beneath. My husband can always be found chortling over these (and he' s 'Murican!) It's not so much the actual names as the spelling of them.
Parents seem to vie to find the silliest version. Eg: Konrad, Deedree, Kody,
Kaine, Karol, (K's are a favourite!), Kornell, Graym. :D Can't remember more but there are more and worse!!

Eskimo Dec 22nd 2005 6:00 am

Re: Wonderful names
 

Originally Posted by Partystar
A guy my husband worked with was called Pete Pete Peterson. Apparently his actual name was Peter Pete Peterson, but he shortened the first to Pete! Only in America!!!

Reminds me...we have a guy called Peter Piper :D

Always21 Dec 22nd 2005 6:29 am

Re: Wonderful names
 

Originally Posted by Dimsie
Our local paper periodically has pages of photos of school kids with their names beneath. My husband can always be found chortling over these (and he' s 'Murican!) It's not so much the actual names as the spelling of them.
Parents seem to vie to find the silliest version. Eg: Konrad, Deedree, Kody,
Kaine, Karol, (K's are a favourite!), Kornell, Graym. :D Can't remember more but there are more and worse!!

Hehe... capital letters and apostrophes in names drive me mad. We know some people who called their daughter LayLa, and I have a client called J'Net.

NeilW Dec 22nd 2005 10:17 am

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Originally Posted by Always21
Hehe... capital letters and apostrophes in names drive me mad. We know some people who called their daughter LayLa, and I have a client called J'Net.

I worked in a pub a while back and a guy paid for his round with his debit card which bore the name 'Mr Richard Head'.


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