Is this why I haven't got a job yet!
Jul 26th 2003, 4:15 am
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Is this why I haven't got a job yet!
Here is a list of things to say in interviews, you won't find these in any of those expensive books, these are special to me and a secret I want to share with you all
The achievement I am most proud of is where I worked last - I took a whizz in the coffee jug every day for 3 years and no-one noticed
And I thought that there couldn't be a HR department more incompetant than the last place I worked.
I really don't think I could work for a company that hires ugly women
No you can't get a reference from my last boss, the police haven't found his body yet
Can you only download porn on your lunch break or any time during the day
I only drink to be social, and of course for breakfast
In management there is no such thing as a bad decision, you just need to have someone to blame
I beleive the best way to reach targets is through physical violence
I found it harder to command respect when I was a woman
What do I have that the other candidates for the post don't? Well a policemans head in the freezer is my guess
I was Martha Stewarts broker
Give me the job and I'll have sex with you
Your mother sucks cocks in hell
Can we take the tour later, I have an erection at the moment
Patrick
The achievement I am most proud of is where I worked last - I took a whizz in the coffee jug every day for 3 years and no-one noticed
And I thought that there couldn't be a HR department more incompetant than the last place I worked.
I really don't think I could work for a company that hires ugly women
No you can't get a reference from my last boss, the police haven't found his body yet
Can you only download porn on your lunch break or any time during the day
I only drink to be social, and of course for breakfast
In management there is no such thing as a bad decision, you just need to have someone to blame
I beleive the best way to reach targets is through physical violence
I found it harder to command respect when I was a woman
What do I have that the other candidates for the post don't? Well a policemans head in the freezer is my guess
I was Martha Stewarts broker
Give me the job and I'll have sex with you
Your mother sucks cocks in hell
Can we take the tour later, I have an erection at the moment
Patrick
Jul 26th 2003, 4:38 am
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Re: Is this why I haven't got a job yet!
Originally posted by Patrick
Here is a list of things to say in interviews, you won't find these in any of those expensive books, these are special to me and a secret I want to share with you all
The achievement I am most proud of is where I worked last - I took a whizz in the coffee jug every day for 3 years and no-one noticed
And I thought that there couldn't be a HR department more incompetant than the last place I worked.
I really don't think I could work for a company that hires ugly women
No you can't get a reference from my last boss, the police haven't found his body yet
Can you only download porn on your lunch break or any time during the day
I only drink to be social, and of course for breakfast
In management there is no such thing as a bad decision, you just need to have someone to blame
I beleive the best way to reach targets is through physical violence
I found it harder to command respect when I was a woman
What do I have that the other candidates for the post don't? Well a policemans head in the freezer is my guess
I was Martha Stewarts broker
Give me the job and I'll have sex with you
Your mother sucks cocks in hell
Can we take the tour later, I have an erection at the moment
Patrick
Here is a list of things to say in interviews, you won't find these in any of those expensive books, these are special to me and a secret I want to share with you all
The achievement I am most proud of is where I worked last - I took a whizz in the coffee jug every day for 3 years and no-one noticed
And I thought that there couldn't be a HR department more incompetant than the last place I worked.
I really don't think I could work for a company that hires ugly women
No you can't get a reference from my last boss, the police haven't found his body yet
Can you only download porn on your lunch break or any time during the day
I only drink to be social, and of course for breakfast
In management there is no such thing as a bad decision, you just need to have someone to blame
I beleive the best way to reach targets is through physical violence
I found it harder to command respect when I was a woman
What do I have that the other candidates for the post don't? Well a policemans head in the freezer is my guess
I was Martha Stewarts broker
Give me the job and I'll have sex with you
Your mother sucks cocks in hell
Can we take the tour later, I have an erection at the moment
Patrick
ROFL. that should do it...
Jul 27th 2003, 7:14 am
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Re: Is this why I haven't got a job yet!
Originally posted by Patrick
Here is a list of things to say in interviews, you won't find these in any of those expensive books, these are special to me and a secret I want to share with you all
The achievement I am most proud of is where I worked last - I took a whizz in the coffee jug every day for 3 years and no-one noticed
And I thought that there couldn't be a HR department more incompetant than the last place I worked.
I really don't think I could work for a company that hires ugly women
No you can't get a reference from my last boss, the police haven't found his body yet
Can you only download porn on your lunch break or any time during the day
I only drink to be social, and of course for breakfast
In management there is no such thing as a bad decision, you just need to have someone to blame
I beleive the best way to reach targets is through physical violence
I found it harder to command respect when I was a woman
What do I have that the other candidates for the post don't? Well a policemans head in the freezer is my guess
I was Martha Stewarts broker
Give me the job and I'll have sex with you
Your mother sucks cocks in hell
Can we take the tour later, I have an erection at the moment
Patrick
Here is a list of things to say in interviews, you won't find these in any of those expensive books, these are special to me and a secret I want to share with you all
The achievement I am most proud of is where I worked last - I took a whizz in the coffee jug every day for 3 years and no-one noticed
And I thought that there couldn't be a HR department more incompetant than the last place I worked.
I really don't think I could work for a company that hires ugly women
No you can't get a reference from my last boss, the police haven't found his body yet
Can you only download porn on your lunch break or any time during the day
I only drink to be social, and of course for breakfast
In management there is no such thing as a bad decision, you just need to have someone to blame
I beleive the best way to reach targets is through physical violence
I found it harder to command respect when I was a woman
What do I have that the other candidates for the post don't? Well a policemans head in the freezer is my guess
I was Martha Stewarts broker
Give me the job and I'll have sex with you
Your mother sucks cocks in hell
Can we take the tour later, I have an erection at the moment
Patrick
Reg. Frank R.
