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Elsie The Maid Dec 1st 2005 1:06 pm

Re: What's your Pornstar name?
 
Given that your mother's maiden name is often used as a security question....prolly not a good idea to be posting it on the web :D

britvic Dec 1st 2005 1:10 pm

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Originally Posted by Celsius
Better to change it to Sootey Latte...

Thinking about that name brings all sorts to mind :D

CitySimon Dec 1st 2005 1:58 pm

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Mine sucks:

Horatio Howard :confused:

Horatio being my loverly hamster I used to torture as a child... Those were the days.


I heard an alternate version of this where it was a persons middle name and the first word of the name of the first street they lived on. I'd be Matthew Lime! :( That sucks as well?!?! :eek:

I guess I'm never going to make it as a porn star, my names are rubbish! :)

CarlM Dec 1st 2005 2:19 pm

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Originally Posted by Celsius
Sounds like you're German/Chinese!

XieXie mein Freund!

Partystar Dec 1st 2005 3:14 pm

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Mine would be Ben Tyler! How misleading that would be!!!

dgsyd1 Dec 1st 2005 3:23 pm

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Boots Smithers!

There's another promising career move gone :D

CarlM Dec 1st 2005 3:24 pm

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Originally Posted by Partystar
Mine would be Ben Tyler! How misleading that would be!!!

..and theres already a Ben Dover

Partystar Dec 1st 2005 3:40 pm

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Originally Posted by CarlM
..and theres already a Ben Dover

Yes, I did think of Ben Dover Tyler, but didn't say it, because my son's first name is Tyler & didn't want that image in my head! Gross!

LeedsGirl Dec 1st 2005 6:08 pm

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Our dog was named after Sooty from Sooty and Sweep, so my official pornstar name is "Sooty Pickles." :D

Celsius Dec 1st 2005 6:30 pm

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Kipper Bartlett. Sounds more like a rugby player's name to me.

Jabba1 Dec 1st 2005 7:21 pm

Re: What's your Pornstar name?
 

Originally Posted by doctor scrumpy
I believe Jabba was offered a very small part in a stag film ?

Laddie Putman ( Nah not really that good a porn name lol )

Althougth the Memsahib's would be Bam Bam Moore. :D

Which reminds me, my porn name would be Tobey Miller. Shoot!! There goes my budding porn career. ;) :D

kevntrace Dec 1st 2005 10:30 pm

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Based on the "Pet Name + Street Name' combination (which is also how I first heard it defined), my porn name is

Bruce Chittleburn

I thank you!

Philgr Dec 1st 2005 10:37 pm

Re: What's your Pornstar name?
 

Originally Posted by kevntrace
Based on the "Pet Name + Street Name' combination (which is also how I first heard it defined), my porn name is

Bruce Chittleburn

I thank you!

Using the same scheme mine would be Adam High (although I'd have to change it to Adam Main in the US).

Rushman Dec 1st 2005 11:27 pm

Re: What's your Pornstar name?
 

Originally Posted by Celsius
Kipper Bartlett. Sounds more like a rugby player's name to me.

or a Second World War Spitfire pilot.

"Tally Ho Kipper, chocs away boys and a last hurrah for blighty before we vanquish the dreaded Hun"

Why do I now have the image of a pilot with leather helmet and goggles, in a brown leather bomber jacket with sheepskin lining, big handle bar moustache and a silk scarf waving in the wind?? What's that got to do with porn stars?

Rushman Dec 1st 2005 11:28 pm

Re: What's your Pornstar name?
 

Originally Posted by kevntrace
Based on the "Pet Name + Street Name' combination (which is also how I first heard it defined), my porn name is

Bruce Chittleburn

I thank you!

Mines "Mark Marsden" if I do the pet + street name version.


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