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Old Dec 1st 2005, 3:53 am
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Steve wright did this a few years back. Apparently porn stars use the name of their first family pet and their mothers maiden names to make up their "pornstar" names.

My porn name is Goldie Baker
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Default Re: What's your Pornstar name?

Originally Posted by rushman
Steve wright did this a few years back. Apparently porn stars use the name of their first family pet and their mothers maiden names to make up their "pornstar" names.

My porn name is Goldie Baker
I will be sure to watch any porn film in which you appear- could always use a good laugh.
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Originally Posted by Jabba1
I will be sure to watch any porn film in which you appear- could always use a good laugh.
Which I think really means:


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I will be sure to watch any porn film in which you appear- could always use a good WANK.

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Default Re: What's your Pornstar name?

Well I don't think anyone would want to watch a porn flick with an actress called Boot Scott which is apparently what my porn name would be, Boot being our lovely old Border Collie/Lab cross.
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Originally Posted by snorkmaiden
Well I don't think anyone would want to watch a porn flick with an actress called Boot Scott which is apparently what my porn name would be, Boot being our lovely old Border Collie/Lab cross.
They'd make you change that to "Booty Scott" and cast you in a certain type of porn film.
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Default Re: What's your Pornstar name?

Originally Posted by rushman
Steve wright did this a few years back. Apparently porn stars use the name of their first family pet and their mothers maiden names to make up their "pornstar" names.

My porn name is Goldie Baker

what if you/your family doesnt have a pet??


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Default Re: What's your Pornstar name?

Originally Posted by antjen
what if you/your family doesnt have a pet??


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The choose from the following:
Misty
Snowy
Bambi
Mitzi
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Default Re: What's your Pornstar name?

I believe Jabba was offered a very small part in a stag film ?

Laddie Putman ( Nah not really that good a porn name lol )

Althougth the Memsahib's would be Bam Bam Moore.
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Default Re: What's your Pornstar name?

Originally Posted by rushman
Apparently porn stars use the name of their first family pet and their mothers maiden names to make up their "pornstar" names.
Oh dear.
When I was a wee child and we got a cat we never got round to properly giving her a name, so she was simply referred to throughout her 16 years as "Pussy".
(Innocent times.....)

So that would make my Porn name (oh dear) Pussy Jones.

My Mrs would be Lady Best.

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Default Re: What's your Pornstar name?

Originally Posted by rushman
Steve wright did this a few years back. Apparently porn stars use the name of their first family pet and their mothers maiden names to make up their "pornstar" names.

My porn name is Goldie Baker
Misty Orchard.. bloody hell thats a bit too realistic innit!
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Originally Posted by CarlM
Misty Orchard.. bloody hell thats a bit too realistic innit!
Yup, too realistic for you to keep pretending that you have never been a pornstar.
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Originally Posted by rushman
Yup, too realistic for you to keep pretending that you have never been a pornstar.
ok - i admit, my real name is Schlonger McLongDong
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Default Re: What's your Pornstar name?

Oh dear, now Sootey Latty dose not sound very sexy dose it
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Originally Posted by britvic
Oh dear, now Sootey Latty dose not sound very sexy dose it
Better to change it to Sootey Latte...
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ok - i admit, my real name is Schlonger McLongDong
Sounds like you're German/Chinese!
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